Back in 2009, a bunch of friends and I stumbled into Tom's at around 2:00 AM. It was my birthday, and I was absolutely shitfaced. The minute I sat down at our booth, I started to get the spins, so I got up and ran over to the bathrooms. Unfortunately, they had those push-button combination locks on the doors. I didn't know the combination, but it was too late for that anyway. I puked all over the bathroom doors and haven't been back since.
It's "Stupid question", not "answer to stupid question" on the bill. So did the guest say "and ask me one of the finest dumb questions you have in stock please"?
17 Comments
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 73d
Not a bad rate if you’ve got a few pressing dumb questions.
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 72d
I would go there to ask dumb questions just for the entertainment
EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 72d
Seriously just put 20 bucks on the table and have a blast
Syndication@lemmy.today · 17 pts · 73d
SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 72d
Shoulda went to Alice’s restaurant.
Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 72d
I hear you can get anything you want there.
tophneal@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 72d
Except for Alice.
…unless we’re going by the movie
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 7 pts · 72d
The question: Does she see me?
The answer: No she does not Really see me 'Cause she sees Her own reflection
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 72d
Does she see her own reflection in the window that the man who poured the coffee only halfway looks out?
the_radness@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 72d
Back in 2009, a bunch of friends and I stumbled into Tom's at around 2:00 AM. It was my birthday, and I was absolutely shitfaced. The minute I sat down at our booth, I started to get the spins, so I got up and ran over to the bathrooms. Unfortunately, they had those push-button combination locks on the doors. I didn't know the combination, but it was too late for that anyway. I puked all over the bathroom doors and haven't been back since.
Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 73d
I need to visit Toms diner
Maultasche@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 72d
"Is it true, that stupid questions cost extra?"
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 72d
"you will find out in 30 minutes when I'm on break"
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 72d
is tom really the head of the kwik-e-mart?
EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 72d
It's "Stupid question", not "answer to stupid question" on the bill. So did the guest say "and ask me one of the finest dumb questions you have in stock please"?
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · -4 pts · 72d
There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers. Tom sounds like an asshole.
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 2 pts · 72d
Found the guy with all the jackassy questions!
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 72d
Found the asshole who assumes everybody else already knows the same things they do!