I hope they'll make it more contagious

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31 Comments

cattywampas@lemmy.world · 108 pts · 77d (2 replies)

If they wanted people to be afraid of it they shouldn't have given it as cool a name as "woke mind virus"

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 66 pts · 77d (1 reply)

"no, I prefer my brain to stay asleep thank you. asleep, smooth, and pristinely unwrinkled."

Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

tourist@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 77d

"I work two jobs and can't feed my family"

"Stop being woke. Also, I am raising your rent again."

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 51 pts · 77d (11 replies)

How much is that per gay person and when can I expect my check in the mail?

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 30 pts · 77d (9 replies)

It’s a variable payout based off your degree of homosexuality (bi-curious/homoflexible/gay af) and will arrive shortly after your Soros protest check.

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 77d (5 replies)

How do I measure my homosexuality?

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 77d (3 replies)

Peed at a urinal next to another guy when you could have left a gap; limited gay.

Nut when the guy in straight porn nuts; minor gay.

Jacked off to straight porn with the fellas; mediocre gay.

MMF Eiffel Tower; bi curious.

MMF with double penetration and your dicks touch; bi.

Handjob from another dude during an ecstasy fueled evening at Burning Man; kinda gay.

Balls touched; gay. Gay af. No going back my friend.

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 76d (2 replies)

Wait … MMF dp

Doesn’t it matter which M we are talking about?

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 76d (1 reply)

I don’t know how state this without making it graphic, but two dicks in one vagina are stimulating each other as much as they’re getting from her. If you end up in that situation there’s no “but we were both straight”. You met your homie in the middle ground. And that’s fine. As long as everyone involved is consenting adults, enjoy yourselves but call it for what it is.

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 76d

I was referring to the position with M in the middle of the threesome and being DPed

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 77d

With a stack of dicks I guess

TheFresh16@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 77d (1 reply)
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9bananas@feddit.org · 6 pts · 76d

yes.

meowcar42O@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 77d

will being pan increase or decrease the amount of money I will get? im also gender fluid so im technically 2x gay

meowcar42O@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 77d

this comment made my day

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 77d

One dollar for estrogen results in twenty new Undertale purchases. They're practically printing money.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 77d

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 77d (2 replies)

Toby Fox is notoriously private and silent. This didn’t happen.

EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 77d

That's also clearly a photo of Luigi Mangione at the time that that healthcare CEO died under mysterious circumstances.

Bazoogle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 76d
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 77d

CIA: “We have reliable intel that the LGBT community is producing weapons grade queer.”

ddplf@szmer.info · 24 pts · 76d

Can't condone such behaviour. We, the oppressed ultranationalist conservative white catholic folk, are sometimes contracting this kind of sickness.

The situation is so dire we actually had a gay orgy last night.

TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 77d (2 replies)

To "the LGBT+ community", huh? To who specifically? Can I or any of my friends get any of this?

Schmuppes@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 76d

Maybe he repeatedly ordered shots at the gay bar for all the patrons.

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 76d

Just make the cheque out to "the little gay fellas n that"

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 77d (4 replies)
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 77d (1 reply)

the + is there for a reason

Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 77d

Holy shit that was like watching her have a stroke with such a calm face

Like I love the community but that acronym is atrocious

matlag@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 76d

I can only wonder how long she had to practice to say it so naturally!

snoons@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 76d

Man we can buy so many viral incubators with that. Thanks deltarune guy.

-The Antifa

tuberman@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 76d

doing god's work :)

sa traiesti, Daniele!

abc@suppo.fi · 2 pts · 76d
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