Lol, I forget I'm not just posting on blahaj.zone, hormone cycles from estrogen HRT are not unlike hormone cycles from ovulation in terms of getting VERY horny in specific ways during parts of the week. Welcome to a weird window into trans girl lore.
The joke is I don't have eggs (because I am a transgirl and we don't have those, you heard it here first) but I want girls (with dicks) to cum down my throat, because my hormones make me want my imaginary eggs fertilized and I am a transbian.
EDIT: and my second comment was that I was definitely in ovulation mode and felt a little embarrassed posting something that excessively horny in "main" after I'd posted and was glad it didn't get dozens of upvotes and I was gonna be recognized for it. Still not deleting though because I think it's funny and now it's educational too XD
Oh, perfectly fine. I personally really enjoy blowjobs so I eagerly support your throats quest to try and get pregnant. A world with more people like you in it is a better world. (PS.: I have stocks invested in pineapple juice companies)
18 Comments
dan69@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 85d
But what if they enter through the nips or worse belly button.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 85d
“belly button”
That’s how you get C-section babies.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 85d
"Tittes" (sic) instead of tiddies?
*Internal screaming
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 84d
My eggs are down my throat mommy
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 84d
Jfc this was some deep E to be posting from, glad it didn't take off
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 84d
Deep E?
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 84d
Lol, I forget I'm not just posting on blahaj.zone, hormone cycles from estrogen HRT are not unlike hormone cycles from ovulation in terms of getting VERY horny in specific ways during parts of the week. Welcome to a weird window into trans girl lore.
The joke is I don't have eggs (because I am a transgirl and we don't have those, you heard it here first) but I want girls (with dicks) to cum down my throat, because my hormones make me want my imaginary eggs fertilized and I am a transbian.
EDIT: and my second comment was that I was definitely in ovulation mode and felt a little embarrassed posting something that excessively horny in "main" after I'd posted and was glad it didn't get dozens of upvotes and I was gonna be recognized for it. Still not deleting though because I think it's funny and now it's educational too XD
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 84d
Oh, perfectly fine. I personally really enjoy blowjobs so I eagerly support your throats quest to try and get pregnant. A world with more people like you in it is a better world. (PS.: I have stocks invested in pineapple juice companies)
Una@europe.pub · 5 pts · 85d
You can put it in a bottle and I'll gladly drink it :3
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 85d
Angel status
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 84d
But why is it chunky? Y'all need to hydrate.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 85d
Population decline politicians... Hmm... Maybe boobs should be illegal to see! Yeah!
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 84d
Those politicians are OK with banning boobs, cuz the models they prefer to look at haven't grown any yet.
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 85d
Bust on that mouth, to avoid them pouts
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 84d
Dump it in his trunk, avoid the baby bump
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 84d
I'd say fire it off in her ass, but that's where Republicans come from.
CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 84d
Up the bum, no babies.
thallamabond@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 84d
Cover that gator, no regrets later!