To be pedantic, I don't really see Skyrim NPCs eat weird meals, but as the main character, I've regularly gobbled down 3 sacks of flour and a wheel of cheese mid combat.
objective quality of life downgrade that a good loaf of bread and some butter would be a wholesome meal for a young knight roaming the countryside; yet today it is slovenly
You'll find that if your bread and cheese actually taste good your mouth has a tendency to create its own lubricant. The brick cheddar and supermarket bread pictured here probably don't make thrown though.
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Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 33 pts · 3y
I thought the bread and cheese were atop a huge bologna slice, going by the thumbnail.
GBU_28@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y
In what way are you incorrect
sverit@feddit.de · 4 pts · 3y
I think (hope) it's a plate?
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 3y
Im still not sure it isn't.
DrCatface@lemmy.ml · 29 pts · 3y
frank what are u eating
a hoagie
frank you are just jamming random meats and cheeses into your mouth
I like to make it in my mouth, it tastes better
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 3y
Spoken like a true hamster
dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 3y
To be pedantic, I don't really see Skyrim NPCs eat weird meals, but as the main character, I've regularly gobbled down 3 sacks of flour and a wheel of cheese mid combat.
vynlwombat@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 3y
Project zomboid enters the chat
Fraylor@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 3y
You saying you don't eat two sticks of butter, a whole ham, and wash it down with three tubs of melted ice cream?
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
You mean ice cream soup.
KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y
I just need to get rid of lanky goddamnit
He says as he drinks two bottles of olive oil that took three in game weeks to find
_number8_@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y
objective quality of life downgrade that a good loaf of bread and some butter would be a wholesome meal for a young knight roaming the countryside; yet today it is slovenly
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
I would say it's the opposite actually.
People in medieval times would kill for the average person's spice rack nowadays.
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 3y
bread and cheese is perfectly good food
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
It's missing some lubricant though
Leviathan@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
You'll find that if your bread and cheese actually taste good your mouth has a tendency to create its own lubricant. The brick cheddar and supermarket bread pictured here probably don't make thrown though.
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 3y
depends on the kind of cheese and how you consume them
for example cream cheese is good and also cheese soup is surprisingly good
Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 3y
Hell yeah! Add a whole salami and an apple, and you got a picinic
Agent641@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y
Really good fresh bread can be amazing just on its own, or with some butter or olive oil.
mayo@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 3y
Nothing wrong with simple recipes!
9point6@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 3y
Is Skyrim dinner the gamer version of ‘girl dinner’? 🤔
CorrodedCranium@leminal.space · 6 pts · 3y
Looks like something you'd see at a bougie restaurant labelled as a deconstructed grilled cheese
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Ah yes deconstructed meals, my favourite genre of food.
KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 3y
Can confirm I just ate a thing of pasta with butter, salt, and pepper
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 3 pts · 3y
I mean, that just sounds like an excellent meal to me.
gornar@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Cheese on Bread - Shuffle Demons
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slem@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y
Is that a piece of plywood
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 4 pts · 3y
For the fiber
Squirrel@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 3y
Looks like a brick of Colby Jack cheese.
Mr_Blott@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 3y
Squirrel@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 3y
Looks like a brick of Colby Jack cheese in the US.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 3y
I've had that exact italian bread eaten exactly like that and it tasted so good
darkmatter@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Did someone steal your sweet roll?
Stamets@startrek.website · 4 pts · 3y
Catfish@lemmygrad.ml · 3 pts · 3y
It's actually free. You can fill a cart (or backpack) with groceries and leave.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y
Time to seize the
memesmeans of cheese production!... I'm gonna name my cheese production mean (a cow) Cheesy Fartsalot ...
Catfish@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Haha awesome always good to see another farmer
Kovari@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y
Ooh I've been there
Only when I got really drunk though