Baptisms to go, please

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TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 65d (1 reply)

I mean I might lowkey put that in my yard and fill it to the rim and just kick back and baptize with a beer some afternoons

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 64d

Kiddie pool's easier to move and won't set you back 5 bills

MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 65d (1 reply)

So... A big fancy bucket with stairs? Am I getting that right?

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 64d

Uhhhh, a big fancy bucket with stairs and a handrail.

StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 64d

Well thank God it's Got a handrail

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 65d

Well, my plan to drown... er... um... baptize that psycho who's been stalking me just for a lot easier.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 65d

This guy baptizes.

Janx@piefed.social · 1 pts · 65d (2 replies)

Am I crazy, or it that huge? Are they baptizing bears??

Wataba@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 64d (1 reply)

Mormon baptisms.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 2 pts · 64d

Those are done in graveyards.

laranis@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 64d

Hey, if Chik-Fil-A can brand their chicken sandwiches as Christian nationalist why not other things? Sure, you're excluding some small demographic of free thinkers from potentially buying your product, but in the right geographic area your "Jesus Pool" might command a higher price than just some random shitty hot tub.

expatriado@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 65d

depending on what your religion is about and how you preach it, you may need it

j5y7@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 65d

It's nice to see scammers getting scammed.