I taught a kid I work with about states geography recently. Part of that included pointing out that Kentucky looks like a piece of fried chicken and Oklahoma looks like a pot. He then started making jokes about "cooking Kentucky in Oklahoma." He even used toys to demonstrate it. This kid cracks me up.
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wabafee@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 70d
Is he humping that thing?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 70d
Don't ask what the secret sauce is, if you're not ready to handle the truth.
wabafee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 70d
:0
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 70d
Unclear if shocked, or ready to suck it.
lastweakness@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 69d
Maybe both
Starik@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 70d
He’s doing dick-in-a-box.
lauha@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 70d
So this is why Oklahoma smells like fart constantly.
harmbugler@piefed.social · 7 pts · 70d
And why Texas loves boots
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 70d
Why is Kentucky's penis a pan?
TehBamski@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 70d
You see what you want to see. Ha
Hello_there@fedia.io · 5 pts · 70d
That's Mr. MIMAL. And that's not chicken it's his penis
Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 70d
Are you referring to Peentucky or Penissee?
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 70d
He’s in the middle of “misery,” because he got his hat in the “mini soda,” causing a head cold (his head is ill) and arkane diarrhea.
There’s only one L, so I never had to worry about that one.
snf@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 70d
The head is Iowa though?
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 70d
Welp, I forgot my original mnemonic device, it was that it gave him an eye-owie
DannyMac@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 69d
I just look for the Kentucky shaped state
TehBamski@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 69d
Wow! Everybody, watch out now! We have a cartographer with a keen eye over here. /j
certified_expert@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 70d
Or, you just follow the trail of obesity
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 70d
Soooooooooo........the whole country then?
alsimoneau@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 69d
This is literally the only reason I know where Kentucky is.
the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 69d
But hopefully you will never have to
DearMoogle@piefed.social · 3 pts · 70d
That’s too good man. All you have to do is draw a little arm
CluckN@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 70d
That’s the secret state of Teton
OleFoFa@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 69d
Thankfully I've never needed to know anything about Kentucky's anything, and hopefully I never will.
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 70d
that is the biggest kitchen band-aid i have ever seen, Chef.
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 69d
But KFC can also mean Korean fried chicken. Which is way better.
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 69d
I taught a kid I work with about states geography recently. Part of that included pointing out that Kentucky looks like a piece of fried chicken and Oklahoma looks like a pot. He then started making jokes about "cooking Kentucky in Oklahoma." He even used toys to demonstrate it. This kid cracks me up.
I think I have to show him this.