Idk about anyone else but I was never scared of clowns, just watched Big Comfy Couch as a kid and was permanently affected by Loonette doing the countdown. Now a painted face and a high level of flexibility are turn-ons for me forever thanks to a kids show!
Would lemmings fire her? I know I wouldn't. I'd want her to stop, because, you know, germs, but at the same time 1) good for her, 2) you can just tell her to stop.
45 Comments
kat_angstrom@lemmy.world · 78 pts · 74d
What robot? Where? How sexy was it? Are there images online that can be viewed, for science? Did it even have lips, or working genitalia?
The lack of answers makes me consider this fallacious and homosexual
wuffah@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 73d
If the robot had big tits, I can totally understand.
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 73d
Come on, metal tits aren't even squisheable
nek0d3r@midwest.social · 8 pts · 73d
May I introduce you to the world of soft robotics 😏
zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 74d
Obviously one of those industrial robots.
flandish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 73d
a new sex axis denso model.
mrmisses@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 74d
Where was this job? 1990s Chucky Cheese with the animatronic band?
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 74d
The Cum Animatronic Incident
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 74d
The nut of 87'
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 73d
Okay, you won it
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 74d
She got over it! Good for her!!
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 73d
why fire if good worker?
Did the robot contact HR?
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 74d
I remember hearing of things we fear the most can also end up as an attraction. That might explain clown girls, actually.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 73d
This might come as a revelation but clown girls are usually hot because they’re played by hot girls. It’s in the same vein as “Thing. Thing Japan.”
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 73d
Makes sense. Or maybe she was pretending to be scared when infact that was lust.
_druid@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 73d
Gotta get over that fear to get that sweet clussy
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 73d
I was about to make a joke about Clanker Pussy too, but Clussy can also mean it.
Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 73d
Idk about anyone else but I was never scared of clowns, just watched Big Comfy Couch as a kid and was permanently affected by Loonette doing the countdown. Now a painted face and a high level of flexibility are turn-ons for me forever thanks to a kids show!
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 74d
She's grtting over her fears, jesus. Let her be!!
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 73d
Overcame her fears; Went too far.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 73d
Going too far would be to come over your fears rather than merely overcome them, in this case
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 73d
Something was coming over her.
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 73d
Well, it sure wasn't the robot.
webp@mander.xyz · 12 pts · 72d
Anon wants the robot to themself
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 72d
Damn, I wanted to make a "Fake/Gay" joke, but didn't know what to write in the "Gay" part. Guess you got it.
plutopos@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 73d
anon hires a fnaf fan
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 72d
FNAF Fans when they see that one Chica design (I forgot which one it was now)
MNByChoice@midwest.social · 12 pts · 73d
Highways have managers? Like Highway 55 has a manager. Just for that Highway? (Hwy means Highway. Hwy 55 is Highway 55.)
TRBoom@lemmy.zip · 30 pts · 73d
I looked it up, you’re correct on all counts but HWY 55 is also a burger place. They use little robot waiters to bring food to tables apparently.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 73d
I shall call it... clackerburger.
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 73d
Clankerburger. Clankburger. Clankurger. Damn, that's a lot of name options. HAImburger.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 73d
this gave me a chortle. tyvm
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 72d
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MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 73d
So, anon gave 4chan members the chance of doxxing him?
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 73d
theoretically if the story wasn't fake and gay
MNByChoice@midwest.social · 2 pts · 70d
Thank you for finding that information. The story makes more sense now.
Still a story about a strange person.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 7 pts · 73d
Ah yes, a robosexual.
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 72d
Autosexual
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 73d
Just... How would this even be possible? What would it look like?
Why would a robot have a mouth, let alone a tongue?
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 73d
Probably she was licking the bot and rubbing herself against it.
napkin2020@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 72d
Would lemmings fire her? I know I wouldn't. I'd want her to stop, because, you know, germs, but at the same time 1) good for her, 2) you can just tell her to stop.
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 72d
I sure wouldn't want someone saying around "lol i fuck with (corporation)'s robots haha".
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 72d
As a Lemmy I would join in on the three way kissing with robot and girl>
Xerxos@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 73d
Rookie mistake. See, the first thing you should do in this situation is to buy a robot costume...
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 72d
*Safe for work.