Anon took bad hiring decisions NSFW

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45 Comments

kat_angstrom@lemmy.world · 78 pts · 74d (5 replies)

What robot? Where? How sexy was it? Are there images online that can be viewed, for science? Did it even have lips, or working genitalia?

The lack of answers makes me consider this fallacious and homosexual

wuffah@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 73d (2 replies)

If the robot had big tits, I can totally understand.

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 73d (1 reply)

Come on, metal tits aren't even squisheable

nek0d3r@midwest.social · 8 pts · 73d

May I introduce you to the world of soft robotics 😏

zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 74d (1 reply)

Obviously one of those industrial robots.

flandish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 73d

a new sex axis denso model.

mrmisses@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 74d (3 replies)

Where was this job? 1990s Chucky Cheese with the animatronic band?

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 74d (2 replies)

The Cum Animatronic Incident

programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 74d (1 reply)

The nut of 87'

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 73d

Okay, you won it

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 74d

She got over it! Good for her!!

mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 73d

why fire if good worker?

Did the robot contact HR?

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 74d (5 replies)

I remember hearing of things we fear the most can also end up as an attraction. That might explain clown girls, actually.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 73d

This might come as a revelation but clown girls are usually hot because they’re played by hot girls. It’s in the same vein as “Thing. Thing Japan.”

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 73d

Makes sense. Or maybe she was pretending to be scared when infact that was lust.

_druid@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 73d (1 reply)

Gotta get over that fear to get that sweet clussy

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 73d

I was about to make a joke about Clanker Pussy too, but Clussy can also mean it.

Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 73d

Idk about anyone else but I was never scared of clowns, just watched Big Comfy Couch as a kid and was permanently affected by Loonette doing the countdown. Now a painted face and a high level of flexibility are turn-ons for me forever thanks to a kids show!

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 74d (4 replies)

She's grtting over her fears, jesus. Let her be!!

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 73d (3 replies)

Overcame her fears; Went too far.

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 73d

Going too far would be to come over your fears rather than merely overcome them, in this case

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 73d (1 reply)

Something was coming over her.

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 73d

Well, it sure wasn't the robot.

webp@mander.xyz · 12 pts · 72d (1 reply)

Anon wants the robot to themself

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 72d

Damn, I wanted to make a "Fake/Gay" joke, but didn't know what to write in the "Gay" part. Guess you got it.

plutopos@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 73d (1 reply)

anon hires a fnaf fan

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 72d

FNAF Fans when they see that one Chica design (I forgot which one it was now)

MNByChoice@midwest.social · 12 pts · 73d (8 replies)

Highways have managers? Like Highway 55 has a manager. Just for that Highway? (Hwy means Highway. Hwy 55 is Highway 55.)

TRBoom@lemmy.zip · 30 pts · 73d (7 replies)

I looked it up, you’re correct on all counts but HWY 55 is also a burger place. They use little robot waiters to bring food to tables apparently.

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 73d (3 replies)

I shall call it... clackerburger.

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 73d (2 replies)

Clankerburger. Clankburger. Clankurger. Damn, that's a lot of name options. HAImburger.

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 73d (1 reply)

HAImburger

this gave me a chortle. tyvm

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 72d

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MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 73d (1 reply)

So, anon gave 4chan members the chance of doxxing him?

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 73d

theoretically if the story wasn't fake and gay

MNByChoice@midwest.social · 2 pts · 70d

Thank you for finding that information. The story makes more sense now.

Still a story about a strange person.

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 7 pts · 73d (1 reply)

Ah yes, a robosexual.

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 72d

Autosexual

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 73d (1 reply)

making out with the robot

Just... How would this even be possible? What would it look like?

Why would a robot have a mouth, let alone a tongue?

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 73d

Probably she was licking the bot and rubbing herself against it.

napkin2020@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 72d (2 replies)

Would lemmings fire her? I know I wouldn't. I'd want her to stop, because, you know, germs, but at the same time 1) good for her, 2) you can just tell her to stop.

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 72d

I sure wouldn't want someone saying around "lol i fuck with (corporation)'s robots haha".

Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 72d

As a Lemmy I would join in on the three way kissing with robot and girl>

Xerxos@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 73d

Rookie mistake. See, the first thing you should do in this situation is to buy a robot costume...

macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 72d

*Safe for work.