Description
These limited edition lizard man statues are unique pieces of art created by a local artist. The statue depicts a mythical figure of a lizard with human like characteristics, reportedly sighted in the swamps of South Carolina. Super unique, rare statue. Our statues are proudly made in the USA with the highest quality materials. A properly cared for concrete statue can last a lifetime in most weather conditions. Make it even more unique by applying a stain, paint, or sealant. Dimensions: 30 in H
Weight: 130 lbs
10 Comments
disorderly@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 70d
Awesome, but I'm having trouble believing these things are 30 inches tall from the photos (maybe I'm getting tripped up by something). And what use would I have for a pair of < 30 inch lizardmen?
Jessicat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 70d
They’re more likely 30cm tall.
BCsven@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 70d
I thought that but the 130lbs wouldn't make sense then for that height
Jessicat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 69d
Their height relative to the grass doesn’t make sense either if they were taller though.
BCsven@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 69d
The image is definetly messing with perception for me. Unless they have monster crab grass instead of typically lawn fescue
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 70d
Give them dicks and I'll pay double
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 70d
Should they have like, little cherub dicks, or big massive horse dicks?
Also, why don't statues of soldiers on horses ever show the horses dick?
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 70d
Big honkin weenies
icerunner_origin@startrek.website · 6 pts · 70d
No nipples, no sale
Zombiepirate@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 70d
Perfect boss minifig. Maxifig?