Trump signs Iran peace plan, claiming deal averts ‘worldwide depression’

Not to mention: I’m guessing part of the motive here is that someone finally dumbed down the concept of “the Strategic Petroleum Reserve is going to be GONE in mid-July” enough for him to somewhat understand it

But also, given how complex and convoluted international supply chains are, and how many products and goods are impacted directly and indirectly by petroleum supply shocks, I rather doubt we’re fully dodging the economic bullet that’s coming in the next few months.

Did we ever expect anything else?

And he never even achieved the goal he supposedly created the problem for, which is Iran’s uranium enrichment capabilities.

"We did it"

You did it, sir.

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That's his operating policy

Invent a problem that doesn't exist

Pretend to resolve it

Demand Nobel peace prize

He's still alive. The world is still depressed.

Throw some insider trading in there and yep: it will actually create a bunch of profit for some

1. Bomb brown people's homes and school.

Don't shame the man for jacking himself off. Encourage it, and exploration! He could really learn a few things from David Carradine

Been trying. Fucker keeps cheating at elections. Over the last 30 years, our government has slowly been purchased by private interests to the point where we can only investigate made up claims of election interference instead of actually real and viable ones. It's maddening, as our system no longer works, and there's literally no uncorrupted mechanism by which we can fix it.

As bad as the US is making the rest of the world, I assure you it's worse inside the states. And getting worse by the month.

The problem is very much a self correcting one though, as Orangalf Shitler is in incredibly poor health. To the point where he hasn't golfed since May. And the bloated sun baked bigmac usually spends every weekend golfing.

This bullshit dies with him, as the propaganda machine tied itself to his personality instead of manufacturing consent. Without his personality, even MAGA cultists will no longer consent to billionaires turning us all into well monitored and domesticated capital, milked daily for the oligarchs.

Trump may take their broadcast licenses if they call it total surrender.

Because Israel asked, and they're furious that he's backing out of it.

Trumps an asshole, a rapist, and deserves to suffer, but let’s not use slurs

Don't you dare say one year. We're getting closer to the halfway point of his shitty regime and don't want to feel any further away than we currently are.

Netanyahu's war of choice blew up in Trumps face.