pelcan mouth perfec t size to put baby in to nap! inside very soft and comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in pelican mouth. put baby in pelican mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good shape and support for baby neck weak of big baby head. apelican mouth yes a place for baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican.
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carmo55@lemmy.zip · 54 pts · 51d
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 46 pts · 51d
0ops@piefed.zip · 18 pts · 51d
I can't believe this is a real animal. I won't.
muhyb@programming.dev · 9 pts · 50d
They tried to eat fricking bike seat, man. Also I admire they even thought about giraffe. lol
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 50d
You don't know what that seat said about the birds mother! (Prob nothing, it's an inanimate object.)
The giraffe thing is just a kink, don't judge :).
muhyb@programming.dev · 3 pts · 50d
Seems like they like thighs. :)
WarTowel@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 51d
Rare correct use of POV
Squibbles@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 51d
or a small/medium sized bird, or a rat, or anything that will fit really
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 21 pts · 51d
Or anything that doesn't. You never know until you try.
dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 28 pts · 51d
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 23 pts · 51d
"I wonder how I can measure the dimensions of a solid object of irregular shape?"
The humble calipers:
joelfromaus@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 51d
I remember reading a comment years ago about a box of kittens and a pelican…
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 51d
The "can do" attitude, because they aren't named Pelicannot.
sudo@programming.dev · 10 pts · 51d
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 51d
I don't like that cartoon pelicans at always jolly and relaxed, whilst everything I have seen about them is that they are just massive assholes
Taleya@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 51d
Or a pigeon, capybara, giraffe or tasty human baby
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 50d
pelcan mouth perfec t size to put baby in to nap! inside very soft and comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in pelican mouth. put baby in pelican mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good shape and support for baby neck weak of big baby head. apelican mouth yes a place for baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican.
Taleya@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 50d
Heheheh was waiting for that
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 50d
They will try to see if you fit as well, just shamelessly be like "oops, guess I can't swallow you, have a nice day then!" Waddles away
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 51d
Or a capybara that is just sick of that pelican's shit.
muhyb@programming.dev · 10 pts · 51d
Or maybe a capybara.
snoons@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 51d
Or maybe a newborn human child.
Freind berd. Very nice and camfy.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 51d
Damn, I kinda want a poster of that to hang in my bathroom, right across from the toilet.
And I definitely want a decent quality copy of the original pic lol
Zier@fedia.io · 4 pts · 51d
looking deeper in that mouth is... concerning.
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 50d
That revelation is shared by pretty much everything that's had that sudden experience. Most of them lived, it would seem.
DeadDigger@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 51d
Nah a school will just see the beak close