c/lemmyshitpost · by setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 45dDo not draw me without reason, do not wield me without valor. 526 points · 36 comments · view on lemmy.world
36 Comments
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 86 pts · 45d
Do not return me to my sheath without drawing blood.
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 45d
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 44d
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 44 pts · 45d
Pull like you are starting a mower.
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 44d
Oh. Oh God. Please no.
notoftenthat@sh.itjust.works · -5 pts · 45d
"Pull start for a dishwasher"
IYKYK
pticrix@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 45d
For the uninitiated that would be interested in trying to procure this fine item, it is called 拉珠武士, which translate to Anal Beads Warrior
JoShmoe@ani.social · 20 pts · 45d
Suddenly, Ivy from Soul Calibur makes so much more sense now.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 15 pts · 45d
We all know what it looks like, but what is it actually? Like, what is this from?
guy@piefed.social · 34 pts · 45d
It's japanese, so it's probably exactly what it looks like
LePoisson@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 45d
It's actually a sex toy. It's from AkumaToys from what I could tell.
But yeah, it's actually what it looks like.
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 44d
A butt
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 45d
solidheron@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 45d
10,000 years of pain am I right?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 11 pts · 44d
does the super fast drawing and sheathing trope; a brown streak paints the nearby wall
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 45d
Hello 911 it's me again.... Wait a second it has a flaired base nevermind this time ... Sorry
ashestoashes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 45d
several in fact
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 45d
Sepukupoopukuanomnom@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 44d
Sepooku was right there.
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 44d
That's way better! Dammit.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 45d
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 44d
Is this how magicians are able to keep pulling red balls from their mouths?
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 44d
Mouths?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 44d
Yes
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
hardcoreufo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 44d
Some blades you choose, others choose you.
Bonje@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 45d
Bayblade Bayblade; let it rip!
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 44d
Well... this is a shitpost, cause that thing's definitely going in someone's poophole
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 42d
and then a few weeks later one of their kids will find it and start beating the other kids with it. this will happen until some adult comes along and vomits uncontrollably
Routhinator@startrek.website · 4 pts · 44d
As seen in Quentin Tarantino's "Fill Bill"
Rooster326@programming.dev · 4 pts · 44d
Sheathes blade
Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 45d
...so where's the example of it being used?
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 45d
Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 45d
Pixilated?? Why the Japanese gotta censor all the good stuff
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 44d
When you need to use a toothpick from behind your teeth ... !
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 44d
When you tell the GM that you're taking Quick Draw and they wince.
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 44d
"Valour" is one of those words that I think deserves a "u" regardless of if I'm Canadian.