RFK Jr and his pocket sauerkraut

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Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 63d

Eh. Whatever. Idc what he eats for morning or if he asks his wife to put sauerkraut bags in her purse. People are goofy.

It's the constant bullshitting and lying the withered grape keeps pushing with his looney toons agenda.

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 55 pts · 63d (2 replies)

This is, by far, the least weird thing about RFKJr.

dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 23 pts · 63d (1 reply)

Yeah, I might raise an eyebrow if this weren't the guy who bragged about getting a brain worm from eating roadkill bear, or stopped his family car so he could dig the dick bone out of a dead raccoon. By comparison this is downright charming.

nocturne@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 63d

if this weren't the guy who bragged about getting a brain worm from eating roadkill bear, or stopped his family car so he could dig the dick bone out of a dead raccoon.

Or decapitated a dead whale and tied it to the roof of the minivan, or took his grandkids swimming in sewage runoff.

nocturne@slrpnk.net · 46 pts · 63d (2 replies)

nullspace@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 63d

be me, rfk jr

at another senate hearing

presenting slides on how muskox piss should replace fluoride in drinking water

get really into it and accidentally bump over some slides

kneel down to pick them up

sauerkraut spills out of my pocket, splats on the ground

everyone in the chamber starts laughing

go to grab my pocket kraut

fumble more of my slides

laughing grows louder, start panicking

forget the kraut, just try to grab my slides

slip on the kraut

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 4 pts · 63d

Lemmy delivers.

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 63d (9 replies)

I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is

I. Hate. Sauerkraut.

Luccus@feddit.org · 16 pts · 63d (3 replies)

I. Hate. Sauerkraut.

OFFICER! DA IST ER! ERGREIFT IHN!!!

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 63d (2 replies)

Lebenslänglich! Ach was! An die Wand stellen!

Magnum@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 63d (1 reply)

Ist dieser Faden jetzt Eigentum der Bundesrepublik?

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 63d

Selbstverständlich!

HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 63d (3 replies)

Well, anyway, Life is going swell and everything is just peachy. Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning

My mother makes me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

ms_lane@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 63d (1 reply)

Wakka Wakka do do YEAH

Burninator05@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 63d

Her name was Zelda. She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches

too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 63d

IT'S GOOOOD FOR YOOOOUUUUUU!!!

HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 63d
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prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 63d (1 reply)

Fuck Cheryl Hines. Feckless piece of shit

Eric@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 63d

Her real life is more absurd than her fictional one with Larry David

teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 63d

There's nothing wrong with eating sauerkraut, although a less breakable container would be sensible.

It says a lot about the man that this story makes him seem more human.

thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 63d (1 reply)

Having the money for steak every. Single. Morning. Sounds like fiction to the working class

nickiwest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 62d

Does it help if you think about the fact that some of it is definitely roadkill?

N0MAD@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 63d

And the guys at work used to talk shit about my pocket bacon and pocket burritos. This fucking guy with his pocket kraut

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 63d

No more weird than Strom Thurmond and his pocket shrimp...