Yeah, I might raise an eyebrow if this weren't the guy who bragged about getting a brain worm from eating roadkill bear, or stopped his family car so he could dig the dick bone out of a dead raccoon. By comparison this is downright charming.
if this weren't the guy who bragged about getting a brain worm from eating roadkill bear, or stopped his family car so he could dig the dick bone out of a dead raccoon.
Or decapitated a dead whale and tied it to the roof of the minivan, or took his grandkids swimming in sewage runoff.
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Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 63d
Eh. Whatever. Idc what he eats for morning or if he asks his wife to put sauerkraut bags in her purse. People are goofy.
It's the constant bullshitting and lying the withered grape keeps pushing with his looney toons agenda.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 55 pts · 63d
This is, by far, the least weird thing about RFKJr.
dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 23 pts · 63d
Yeah, I might raise an eyebrow if this weren't the guy who bragged about getting a brain worm from eating roadkill bear, or stopped his family car so he could dig the dick bone out of a dead raccoon. By comparison this is downright charming.
nocturne@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 63d
Or decapitated a dead whale and tied it to the roof of the minivan, or took his grandkids swimming in sewage runoff.
nocturne@slrpnk.net · 46 pts · 63d
nullspace@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 63d
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 4 pts · 63d
Lemmy delivers.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 63d
I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is
I. Hate. Sauerkraut.
Luccus@feddit.org · 16 pts · 63d
OFFICER! DA IST ER! ERGREIFT IHN!!!
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 63d
Lebenslänglich! Ach was! An die Wand stellen!
Magnum@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 63d
Ist dieser Faden jetzt Eigentum der Bundesrepublik?
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 63d
Selbstverständlich!
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 63d
Well, anyway, Life is going swell and everything is just peachy. Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother makes me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
ms_lane@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 63d
Wakka Wakka do do YEAH
Burninator05@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 63d
Her name was Zelda. She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 63d
IT'S GOOOOD FOR YOOOOUUUUUU!!!
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 63d
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 63d
Fuck Cheryl Hines. Feckless piece of shit
Eric@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 63d
Her real life is more absurd than her fictional one with Larry David
teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 63d
There's nothing wrong with eating sauerkraut, although a less breakable container would be sensible.
It says a lot about the man that this story makes him seem more human.
thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 63d
Having the money for steak every. Single. Morning. Sounds like fiction to the working class
nickiwest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 62d
Does it help if you think about the fact that some of it is definitely roadkill?
N0MAD@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 63d
And the guys at work used to talk shit about my pocket bacon and pocket burritos. This fucking guy with his pocket kraut
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 63d
No more weird than Strom Thurmond and his pocket shrimp...