Whatever to keep an ending culture alive amiright? Even if it means annexing a country to get cheap shrimp because anything changing would be to much effort.
Whatever to keep an ending culture alive amiright? Even if it means annexing a country to get cheap shrimp because anything changing would be to much effort.
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joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 75d
Well now I just can't get out of my head the picture of a Red Lobster fleet of pirate ships invading Greenland shouting "When we say endless we mean it" and that's completely fucking ridiculous but I guess that's what's happening? I have to say that's really Long John Silvers territory
Krauerking@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 75d
Yeah no version of this isnt funny but sad
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 75d
I thought maybe we could just have one day where every single member of this administration was not a horrendous embarrassment to everything.
Today is not that day.
Krauerking@lemy.lol · 7 pts · 75d
The like tweet quoted in the article sounds so dry it must have killed the person writing it.
delial@lemmy.sdf.org · 16 pts · 75d
But what about Red Lobster's All-You-Can-Eat Krill Fest?!
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 75d
I am a whale, and I like krill
Need some help here, I'm just the piano player
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 9 pts · 75d
This is bush league shit my buddy Dr Snake came up with this idea like 12 years ago after an enormous bong rip
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 75d
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 75d
Can't wait for Call of Duty game where a spec ops team is sent in to stop the evil Greenland terrorist who have shrimp families hostage. America is the only chance these shellfish have for freedom.
quick_snail@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 75d
I guess they're thinking like fruit corporations
Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 75d
A war over shellfish, you say?
workerONE@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 75d
Does it include shrimp scampi?
EvilBit@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 75d
Fuck all of this noise, but if it was down to Greenland or the bottomless Cheddar Bay Biscuits, I might start putting on my invadin’ boots.
Edit: To be perfectly clear, I was joking. Fuck this administration and fuck imperialism.