"Sir, do you intend to consume the entire cheese fountain like you did last time? I recall you incapacitated while sitting on the toilette and were quite desperate for Mr. O'Brien to transport the shit-brick directly out of your colon. Perhaps you should let others go first?"
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ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 87d
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 87d
"Sir, do you intend to consume the entire cheese fountain like you did last time? I recall you incapacitated while sitting on the toilette and were quite desperate for Mr. O'Brien to transport the shit-brick directly out of your colon. Perhaps you should let others go first?"
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"did I not use 'Shit Brick' correctly, sir?"
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 87d
dkppunk@piefed.social · 6 pts · 87d
I cackled! :D
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 86d
Now I can only imagine that twist to be Picard taking the biggest shit of his life.
Kojichan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 87d
Don't let Porthos near that.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 87d
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 87d
The real reason Scotty transported Porthos away.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 87d
Captain's privilege
AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 87d
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 87d
sundray@lemmus.org · 11 pts · 87d
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 87d
"Nacho fries, sir."