c/asklemmy · by urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 61d

when did you last injure your wenis?

Forme it was linke at age 6. People don' trandomly fall to the floor anymore!

5 points · 30 comments · view on lemmy.world

30 Comments

Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 61d (3 replies)

I’ve heard of a “bussy” but never a “wenis”. What’s going on here? Typo or new slang?

Edit: it’s elbow talk.

remon@ani.social · 15 pts · 61d (1 reply)

It's the skin on your elbow.

Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 61d

Yeah - I just did a quick web search. Always good to learn something new.

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 61d

I just wanted to let you know you're not the only one with that misunderstanding to begin with. Hope it helps.

TIL what a wenis is...

zxqwas@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 61d (3 replies)

I read that as the opposite of bussy and the question is much more amusing that way so I refuse to correct it.

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · -1 pts · 60d (2 replies)

The opposite of bussy would be an enlarged clitoris right? When did you last hurt your microdick?

zxqwas@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 60d (1 reply)

Are you trying to be funny or insulting?

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · -2 pts · 55d

I'm just correcting you. Fucking dumbass

Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 61d (1 reply)

I enjoy bouldering, so I have scrapes all over all the time. However, even when I'm not climbing for a while I am covered in bruises and scrapes, so maybe I'm just clumsy.

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 60d

I wanna start bouldering again. The heat killed my motivation though

TabbsTheBat@pawb.social · 4 pts · 61d

A few months ago, when I tried standing on a shelf thingy, put my leg right through it, and scraped my wenis on the wall on my way down

snoons@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 61d (1 reply)

It was icy and I was running. There were snow banks on either side of the sidewalk and I automatically curled up into ball as I fell so it was this human in the shape of a ball bouncing down the sidewalk. Anyway, that's the last time my wenis was injured. Nothing cereal, just a bruise.

::: spoiler spoiler
penis
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urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 60d

AAH!

JayGray91@piefed.social · 3 pts · 61d (1 reply)

Technically it's my elbow as I accidentally tried to K.O. a concrete pillar, as it did not break skin

Actually now that I think about it, I can't remember the last time my new word of today, wenis, was injured.

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 60d

See? Like I injure my elbow all the time. But the wenis remains unharmed

remon@ani.social · 3 pts · 61d

Just a week ago. I put my elbow down on the table and it hurt ... when I checked it had some big scratches on it. Cat must have used it for kneading while I was asleep.

Skunk@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 61d (1 reply)

I’ve just fallen on the floor randomly, I blame you.

My wenis is ok tho.

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 60d

Thank goodness..... I apologize regardless

BurgerBaron@quokk.au · 2 pts · 60d

Can't really remember anything recent. Years ago I borrowed my dad's old bike from the 1980's since mine was in the shop. The handle bars must've had a hairline crack, because they suddenly sheared off and I crashed hard into the asphalt bike path. Scraped up pretty bad including my wenis :(

I had just enough time to comically stare at my detached handle bars and have a brief moment of realisation before the front wheel did a 90' turn.

linkinkampf19@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 61d (1 reply)

Personally never have, but with all the movement below, I'm certain somebody hurt theirs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_dLCNUFsV8

HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 61d

Yeah, the wenis is a dance!

replicat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 61d

Anyone else read this post with a Scottish accent?

RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 61d (1 reply)

muskido bit

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 60d

Fuck da moskito