c/programmer_humor · by genzboomer@lemmy.zip · 40dGot myself a new mug. 100 points · 31 comments · view on lemmy.world
31 Comments
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 40d
“Matt Daemon!”
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 9 pts · 40d
In ever system I architect there is inevitability a MAT Daemon prominently used.
genzboomer@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 40d
Oh man. Missed opportunity! I'll do that on my next mug!
S(😀) 2>&1 &
one_old_coder@piefed.social · 33 pts · 40d
Array Damon? Vector Damon? I don't get it.
sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works · 71 pts · 40d
I would say JSON Bourne but every member within the curlys needs to be a key value pair, so this isn't JSON.
genzboomer@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 40d
He was always very forgetful, Mr. Bourne... and well spotted! 😉
bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 40d
Yeah,
{}should be[]so it would look something like this:[""]9point6@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 40d
Could double entendre it and do
For a JSON Bourne Identity
loweffortname@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 40d
Technically an empty array
[]is valid JSON...so...Proof:
sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 40d
["🙂"] and [] and "🙂" are valid, but anything within {} needs to be a key value pair.
loweffortname@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 40d
I genuinely saw
[]and not{}...Maybe I do need to schedule that eye exam.
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 40d
Termux
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 40d
Jake Weary was better
python@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 40d
Me neither, but I bet it's still valid JS syntax
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 40d
Yes. In JavaScript, Objects without explicit keys will use the value as the key. At least that’s how it works in Chrome devtools output. 🤷♂️
ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 40d
This is insane, but ultimately, FAR from the most insane thing JavaScript has done to me this week, so I'll let it slide.
MrSoup@lemmy.zip · 30 pts · 40d
Json Bourne
BambiDiego@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 40d
Jsus Christ its Json Brne!
InevitableWaffles@midwest.social · 4 pts · 40d
Sudo systemctl restart mattd.service
webkitten@piefed.social · 3 pts · 40d
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 6 pts · 40d
No, you're thinking of this guy:
executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 40d
Hello there!
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 40d
That's a swede or something.
HeyLow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 40d
It's Jason Bourne
genzboomer@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 39d
Tamahagane@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 39d
I'm
genzboomer@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 39d
You're?
Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 39d
Matt Demon
portnull@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 40d
Now also print one onto a shell.
AstroLightz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 40d
I'm out of the loop. Who is this?
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 40d
Matt Damon
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 40d
Matt Damon
buddascrayon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 40d
MHAT DHAAAAMAAAN