Lol

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RustyShackleford@piefed.social · 66 pts · 63d (1 reply)

Who among us hasn’t hired a prostitute to utilize the carpool lane? Traffics awful in the LA area.

Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 38 pts · 63d

among us

theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 63d (2 replies)

A sex worker would never say that as an actual agreement and not just a flirty one liner.

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 63d
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menas@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 63d

Yep, however the main issue here is the price

sundray@lemmus.org · 20 pts · 63d (1 reply)

I mean I kinda get it, but the joke it's sort of like hiring a lawyer and then asking them to do your dishes.

forgetfulmeat@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 63d

It's more the cliche of sex workers saying they'll do "anything" as a kind of innuendo without incriminating themselves. The joke is playing off the use of the word "anything"

teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 63d (6 replies)

The fuck is coffee jelly?

RepleteLocum@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 63d (5 replies)

Jelly made with coffee. Ddg pics

teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 63d (4 replies)

Huh. I am filled with a combination of "I don't know what I expected" and "That looks tasty actually, gotta make some".

raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 63d

For me it's "I don't know if I should be disgusted or intrigued".

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 63d (2 replies)

I wonder if it's as simple as just putting pectin in a pot of coffee... 🤔

Though the examples linked look more like gelatin or agaragar.

originaltnavn@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 63d (1 reply)

I usually make it with slightly strong filter coffee and gelatin set in individual dessert bowls and serve it with a sprinkle of brown coarse sugar and slightly under-whipped cream. The details and ratios will of course vary with ingredients and taste, but it is one of my favorite low-effort desserts.

Gormadt@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 63d

Well that sounds fucking awesome