Reality dawns

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22 Comments

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 111 pts · 61d (5 replies)

When her balls smack against yours 😍

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 61d (1 reply)

I've seen your account enough to know that you're 100% not kidding. But ... wouldn't that hurt?

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 23 pts · 61d

It does not, generally. It's actually so fucking hot it's crazy when I can feel the top's balls slap-slap-slapping against me. It doesn't hurt any more than it does if you're topping and your balls are slapping against the other person.

fartographer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 61d

Thank you. I somehow understood the meme to mean her back sweat running down your back, but your comment made me realize it's any sweat.

This realization is equally as inconsequential as my original understanding, but I appreciate learning when I'm completely wrong or misunderstanding something.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 61d

Smacking your chin, almost clapping to the rythm?

dan69@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 61d

Isnt that called galaxys gong?

DoubleDongle@lemmy.world · 94 pts · 61d (1 reply)

It's the best position, which you only get if you've been a very good boy

xkbx@startrek.website · 26 pts · 61d

oh that must be why i don’t get any at all

😎😎😎🏍️💥💥VROOM VROOM VROOM

cepelinas@sopuli.xyz · 58 pts · 61d (4 replies)

Thinking with portals.

meekah@discuss.tchncs.de · 53 pts · 61d (2 replies)

I was thinking of pegging but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

pipe01@programming.dev · 3 pts · 60d

Por que no los dos?

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 2 pts · 60d

Pegging butt

MrChewy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 61d

For whatever reason, this was among my first intuitive thoughts as well (until I realised that I was just silly ofc)

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 43 pts · 61d (7 replies)

The punchline is pegging

tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 28 pts · 61d (6 replies)

Could just be jerking you off from behind

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 61d (5 replies)

Without pegging? Just the jerking? Look if I'm gonna get a reacharound, something better be happening back there to justify a reacharound

hOrni@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 61d (2 replies)

"I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around." - Gunnery Sergeant L. Hartman

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 61d (1 reply)

I mean, if nothing else can be said about Hartman, he truly understood the meaning of common courtesy.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 61d

“If it wasn’t for dickheads like you, there wouldn’t be any thievery in this world.”

trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 61d

There's nothing like have a woman kiss on your neck while reaching around. The vulnerability is hot.

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 61d

Rimmimg?

sniggleboots@europe.pub · 38 pts · 61d

Fucking hot is what it is