Reminds me the time I used to be a bicycle courier in Amsterdam and I get sent to pick up a package at a warehouse. When I get there for the pickup, there is a small front desk with a stunning receptionist. Instead of handing me a package, she gets up and says to follow her as she heads into the next room.
I follow her and walk into what I can only describe as a showroom of sex toys. Every kind of dildo and vibrator you an imagine is proudly on display along with some other devices I've never seen before. "I'll get a box. Be right back" she says and leaves the room before I can say anything more than OK.
A minute later she's back in the room. She hands me the box and says to pick out whatever I need. I'm confused and I tell her I'm just a courier here to pick up a package for "Dave" and just stares at me for a sec and then she starts laughing.
She says yeah she was told Dave was sending someone to pick up the sex toys but she misunderstood and thought Dave was sending someone to "pick out" the sex toys. She then called Dave and spoke for a min. Then she picked and packed the sex toys and gave me the box for Dave.
As you might guess, Dave was a shooting a video and due to a mixup did not have the sex toys expected for the shoot and my company got the courier call.
I put my text notification as the porn hub intro music for like a month. You have no idea how many people looked at me in lines different places. It's like fucking say something and admit you know what it is well enough to recognize if.
Yes and no. Lately companies began pulling this shit for real, because well, you don't exactly have to pay actresses that way...and they are easier to abuse.
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SanderZeldenthuis@nord.pub · 107 pts · 41d
Reminds me the time I used to be a bicycle courier in Amsterdam and I get sent to pick up a package at a warehouse. When I get there for the pickup, there is a small front desk with a stunning receptionist. Instead of handing me a package, she gets up and says to follow her as she heads into the next room.
I follow her and walk into what I can only describe as a showroom of sex toys. Every kind of dildo and vibrator you an imagine is proudly on display along with some other devices I've never seen before. "I'll get a box. Be right back" she says and leaves the room before I can say anything more than OK.
A minute later she's back in the room. She hands me the box and says to pick out whatever I need. I'm confused and I tell her I'm just a courier here to pick up a package for "Dave" and just stares at me for a sec and then she starts laughing.
She says yeah she was told Dave was sending someone to pick up the sex toys but she misunderstood and thought Dave was sending someone to "pick out" the sex toys. She then called Dave and spoke for a min. Then she picked and packed the sex toys and gave me the box for Dave.
As you might guess, Dave was a shooting a video and due to a mixup did not have the sex toys expected for the shoot and my company got the courier call.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 41d
Typically Dave
modus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 41d
So you turned down free dildos?
SanderZeldenthuis@nord.pub · 5 pts · 40d
Of course not! I never turn down a free dildo but as the courier these dildos were not mine to keep.
modus@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 40d
Thank you for remaining one of the few honorable dildo couriers left in this dark world.
quantumcrop@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 40d
You are but a humble dildo shepherd.
zanyllama52@infosec.pub · 38 pts · 41d
New job looks like it'll suck
snake@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 41d
I bet she'll be working her ass off
redsand@infosec.pub · 14 pts · 41d
Only in the beginning
FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 40d
And probably at the very end too.
redsand@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 40d
Depends how she does working at the desk. It's hard work.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 41d
Take this job and shove it...
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 41d
LOL
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 41d
How sick is it that so many see that black couch in a room with a white wall and immediately know what it's all about
Tiral@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 40d
I put my text notification as the porn hub intro music for like a month. You have no idea how many people looked at me in lines different places. It's like fucking say something and admit you know what it is well enough to recognize if.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 3 pts · 40d
Now put the gridr notification sound
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 40d
Not many people have actual step-siblings and yet we all know what that shit is about.
Johanno@feddit.org · 5 pts · 40d
What are you doing stepladder?
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 40d
It has to be a creepy vipe. You are not blood related but you screw a step-siblings
lemonbun@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 40d
its community
JayK117@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 40d
And no male can admit, in the presence of a woman, why that is funny.
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 40d
Exactly. It's just funny.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 41d
Oh god! You're gonna make me work!
diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 41d
I require context.
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 41d
Porn
diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 41d
Thank you.
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 41d
dirty mind
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 40d
Sadly she got fucked in that interview and it turned out there wasn't really a job.
ddplf@szmer.info · 5 pts · 40d
Hold on, is this for real?
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 40d
(Warning NSFW) "Backroom Casting Couch"
That said, their "porn job interview but there wasn't really any job" schtick is theatrics, as far as I know.
Demdaru@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 40d
Yes and no. Lately companies began pulling this shit for real, because well, you don't exactly have to pay actresses that way...and they are easier to abuse.
DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 11 pts · 41d
What's your girlfriend's name? Asking for a friend.
Siegfried@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 41d
Erin macmillan, according to people in the internet
Good luck my dude or dudette
DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 39d
Thanks. I'll, uh, tell my friend
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 40d
M'dude thanks for the sauce. O7
JayK117@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 40d
She blew their minds! Weirdly she shortened her text to "blew them" but I know what she meant!
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 40d
I think most of those scenarios end with the applicant bent over that couch receiving it doggy
Kintarian@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 40d
Instead of getting fucked out of a job she got fucked into a job
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 41d
hopefully she got the job 🤞
bcgm3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 40d
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