c/lemmyshitpost · by tomiant@piefed.social · 45dI mean Jesus Christ what's this dude's regimen 103 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world
15 Comments
cattywampas@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 45d
tomiant@piefed.social · 4 pts · 45d
"WHAT IF JESUS WAS ABORTED"
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 45d
As a child of rape, it should have been the mother's choice.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 45d
You'd find him teaching CrossFit three days later anyway.
mysticpickle@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 45d
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 45d
I went to an orthodox wedding in Athens, the Jesus on the cross was fuckin RIPPED
Echinoderm@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 45d
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 45d
I mean, dude was a carpenter.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 45d
Lots of planks.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 45d
I mean, he did have to carry the thing.
tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 45d
He offloaded that on some else!
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 45d
Well, he was also a carpenter. It's conceivable he had to make these things even before his own crucifixtion. 🤷♂️
sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 45d
Now that's a Jesus I wouldn't mind calling a heavenly
daddyfather!DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 45d
He's real.
punkwalrus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 45d
"Abs of a Savior." --Ted Alexandro