Trying to buy a house and realizing you can’t afford anything decent

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joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 57 pts · 60d (3 replies)

the power of behr premium paint available in thousands of colorsmart colors compels you

popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 60d

I'm a Kilz guy myself, but fuck I'll use whatever gets me this 75k house.

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 60d

That stuff is expensive

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 59d

I hear lead binds spirits so they can't leave the walls 🤔

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 60d (5 replies)

Relevant: When your house is haunted but the rent is cheap.

Not only is this a solid horror send-up of a sort, but it also speaks to everyone that has ever rented/bought a crappy house and developed a skill-set around making that work.

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 60d (3 replies)

Didn’t intend to watch a 15 minute long video, but damn that was good.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 60d

Glad you enjoyed it.

Amir@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 59d (1 reply)

I can't believe 15 minutes is considered long nowadays for a video

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 59d

It’s a turn of phrase. “15 minute long” indicates a length of time, similar to a minute long.

It also indicates how long I was ignoring what I was supposed to be working on at the time.

insight06@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 58d

If anyone wants an entire TV show done like this, check out Wellington Paranormal

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 60d (10 replies)

What is the difference between a haunted house and having roomates?

harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 60d (4 replies)

Casper doesn't do pot or has alcoholism.

Buffalobuffalo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 60d

My last roommate injected three or four marijuana a day, and it had a mildly unpleasant smell sometimes.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 60d

so, better then

nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 60d

Also contributes a nice cool breeze in this obscene heat

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 59d

Lame.

sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 60d (1 reply)

The roommates pay?

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 60d

If rent costs half because it is haunted, then it costs the same as having a roommate. not much difference

wabafee@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 60d (2 replies)

Can't kick out a hunted house.

Zorque@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 60d (1 reply)

I need a young priest and an old priest...

wabafee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 59d

Don't the rent will increase

RandomStickman@fedia.io · 23 pts · 60d (2 replies)

Yeah, if you're living here without paying rent at least help out around the house

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 60d

Who do you think is making all these creaks and moans? You think a house just settles on its own?

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 59d

I was working construction one winter and living in a house with four other guys. One of the roommates, without asking the rest of us, invited a friend of his to stay in our large walk-in closet. It was supposed to be just for a few days, but he ended up living there for months without paying any rent. One day I came home after work freezing cold and completely covered in mud, and this dude was sitting on the couch in a bathrobe watching TV. I heard the water running upstairs and asked him who was in the shower. He said "Bobby. And I'm next."

He was not next. He moved out that night.

LittleBorat3@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 59d (2 replies)

All these horror movie plots are starting to make sense. I would also move across country to get a haunted house for 75k.

Maybe the ghosts are friendly and can be reasoned with.

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 59d

Unlike most landlords.

LordCrom@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 59d

Maybe they chip in with the utilities?

laranis@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 60d

I'd buy a discount haunted house any day of the week. Just fix any CO or other toxic substance leaks and voila, instant exorcism!

LiarAmongAll@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 60d

We're finally in a position to buy this year, and yeah, everything in our price range is old and beat up. Oh well, time to start my Handyman Arc, it'll be a blast!

CADmonkey@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 60d (6 replies)

Bought a crappy singlewide trailer on a few acres last year, I've been learning a lot about fixing electrical stuff in trailer houses. And floors. And roofs. And growing food. And raising chickens.

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 60d (4 replies)

Looked at trailers with how cheap they are, then learned there’s a monthly lot rental. 🤦‍♂️ may as well just buy a cheap house at that point.

CADmonkey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 60d (3 replies)

Thats why i bought land with a trailer on it. No lot rent but there is a mortgage.

Some lot rent is crazy.

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 60d (2 replies)

I’ll look into that. Thanks. Yeah saw $700 lot rent, like what the fuck?

CADmonkey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 60d

There are some mobile home retailers that will sell you a "land-home package". So you can have a new house on a couple of acres. I almost did that.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 59d

Not even just the lot rent. Eventually some pin-dicked investor type is going to buy the place, jack up the rents and kick everybody out. Good luck moving your "mobile" home.

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 59d

Add a banjo to that and I'm in

robocall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 60d

In my neighborhood, it doesn't matter if the house is haunted or if a horrific crime occurred there. As long as it has walls and a roof it's a million dollars. (Walls and roof not required)

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 59d (1 reply)

I saw a sign for houses starting at 39k today and man I bet they are so shit

blarghly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 59d

Most likely prefabs on land you dont own. Houses really arent expensive. Land is expensive.

gnufuu@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 60d (1 reply)

Only upper class ghosts can afford to haunt a mansion like that.

zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 60d

The only thing worse than a ghost is an upper class ghost always talking down (haunting down?) to you.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 59d

Landlord Special just paints over the possessed girl, the priest, and his apprentice.

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 60d (2 replies)

I can afford a small single family home but then I can't put anything into it for five years. No furniture or repairs.

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 60d (1 reply)

That’s about where I’m at. Buy a house? Ok. But it’ll be empty.

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 59d

I was close to buying a small mid-century SFH this winter but it would have wiped out my safety savings just with all the moving and paperwork expenses.

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 60d (1 reply)

guarantee you the "haunts" are psychologically tied to the seller, so when the sellers leave, the haunts go with them

very_well_lost@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 59d

That carbon monoxide leak ain't going anywhere, muchacho