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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 32 pts · 44d (2 replies)

'Jesus is coming' he yells as two thousand years of edging turns it into a sticky extinction event.

Wren@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 44d (1 reply)

Enki jizzed the river of life. Jesus will jizz the river of death.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 44d

thick greasy ropes of disease and decay

Eheran@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 44d (3 replies)

The USA is really an odd place.

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 8 pts · 44d

It's the Bad Place

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 44d (1 reply)

you're right. Let's not go there.

forestbeasts@pawb.social · 2 pts · 44d

Am in the US. Can confirm. Do not come here.

-- Frost

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 44d

reverse communion

All the bread becomes his body. Like the giant marshmallow man in ghostbusters. And then consumes us all.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 44d

you are what you eat, right?

well i ate some jesus once, according to that church.

worship me

Una@europe.pub · 3 pts · 44d

Once we die out new specie will probably gain intelligence roughly on par with us and they will probably be able to create mythologies sourunding us.

"There were once big hairless monkey wizards and they were doing literal magic!"

phonics@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 44d

They will probably assume they are Jesus.