c/memes · by cm0002@lemdro.id · 44dSorry about the immense compression lol 463 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world
11 Comments
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 32 pts · 44d
'Jesus is coming' he yells as two thousand years of edging turns it into a sticky extinction event.
Wren@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 44d
Enki jizzed the river of life. Jesus will jizz the river of death.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 44d
thick greasy ropes of disease and decay
Eheran@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 44d
The USA is really an odd place.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 8 pts · 44d
It's the Bad Place
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 44d
you're right. Let's not go there.
forestbeasts@pawb.social · 2 pts · 44d
Am in the US. Can confirm. Do not come here.
-- Frost
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 44d
All the bread becomes his body. Like the giant marshmallow man in ghostbusters. And then consumes us all.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 44d
you are what you eat, right?
well i ate some jesus once, according to that church.
worship me
Una@europe.pub · 3 pts · 44d
Once we die out new specie will probably gain intelligence roughly on par with us and they will probably be able to create mythologies sourunding us.
"There were once big hairless monkey wizards and they were doing literal magic!"
phonics@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 44d
They will probably assume they are Jesus.