c/lemmyshitpost · by Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world · 83dGetting to know each other Admit it, you've thought about it at the very least 224 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world
17 Comments
treadful@lemmy.zip · 48 pts · 83d
They always fumble it though. No technique.
kibblebits@quokk.au · 35 pts · 83d
When someone puts a stick in your hand, don’t you wave it around like a sword?
thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 83d
Helicopter!
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 83d
Practice makes perfect.
bstix@feddit.dk · 31 pts · 83d
Those pepper sauces will make it a memorable experience for both.
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 83d
Turns out y'all have terrible fucking aim. Not falling for that one again
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 13 pts · 83d
They don't have as much practice as you and I.
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 82d
Oh yea, I can't blame em. It comes out at a slight angle and sometimes is unpredictable. If she wants to aim, were doing that in the shower.
Tja@programming.dev · 15 pts · 83d
Bonk!
expatriado@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 83d
because you always miss the bowl
Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world · 81 pts · 83d
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 83d
Watersport diaries
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 10 pts · 83d
My wife did ask me if she can do it when we started dating and my response was simple "are you crazy? I know how it works and even then i can't aim it properly".
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 83d
This is a shitpost com, not a pisspost!!!
DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 83d
She wants to touch your penis?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 83d
Just run the sink
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 83d
User post history checks out