My husband the voice of reason says this study probably had something to do with tortion or whatever. Me? Pretty sure those are just some pervs wanting to see cold naked men running around.
A keynote proposition would be the use of a wind tun-
nel experiment to acquire validation data. Ideally, this experiment
would use live subjects of varying breast sizes
I hope he got his funding grant to stick fat titty skinny chicks (dressed as dragon maids) into wind tunnels and film their giant fucking honkers flapping in the breeze
I remember when the study first came out. He bought a license for CFD (Computational Fluid Dynamics) software for a different project and had an extra 2-3 weeks left over when he was done with it. So he decided to use the remaining time he paid for modelling giant anime tiddies
As such, the results have indicated that
large breasts can be notably aerodynamic through the reduction of drag
and lift. The Flat model incurred a 4% maximum drag increase com-
pared to the Normal model, with an average of approximately 2% span-
ning velocities from 1 to 30 m⋅s-1. The Flat model also experienced
more lift, with a maximum difference being 32% and averaging 22%.
As illustrated, the mechanism behind the drag and lift behaviors ob-
served between both models was elucidated through the analysis of
streamlines around the body and the structures associated with TKE; the
Normal model provides advantageously lower drag and lift by the gen-
eration of stronger vortices from the legs, which in turn originates from
the action of the breasts redirecting the flow around the torso. From
what has been presented in this preliminary work, it is safe to conclude
that the phrase “Flat is Justice” is deficient aerodynamically.
At some point, the Japanese scientific community decided that the Nobel Prize Committee was full of shit and decided to pivot their entire scientific apparatus to studying really niche and hilarious topics that make their researchers competent for the true mark of honour: the Ig Nobel Prize.
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edg@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 57d
I want to see the funding proposal.
danekrae@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 57d
Funded by Big Boxers
fraksken@infosec.pub · 34 pts · 57d
Valuable research. What was the conclusion?
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 10 pts · 57d
Numenor@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 57d
My balls was hot
switcheroo@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 57d
My husband the voice of reason says this study probably had something to do with tortion or whatever. Me? Pretty sure those are just some pervs wanting to see cold naked men running around.
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 57d
Now it is time for a study into the effects of cup sizes on airflow during running, like the anime breast aerodynamics but irl
Agent641@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 57d
I hope he got his funding grant to stick fat titty skinny chicks (dressed as dragon maids) into wind tunnels and film their giant fucking honkers flapping in the breeze
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 57d
I doubt it.
I remember when the study first came out. He bought a license for CFD (Computational Fluid Dynamics) software for a different project and had an extra 2-3 weeks left over when he was done with it. So he decided to use the remaining time he paid for modelling giant anime tiddies
Dicska@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 54d
Lazy copy of the outcome:
As such, the results have indicated that large breasts can be notably aerodynamic through the reduction of drag and lift. The Flat model incurred a 4% maximum drag increase com- pared to the Normal model, with an average of approximately 2% span- ning velocities from 1 to 30 m⋅s-1. The Flat model also experienced more lift, with a maximum difference being 32% and averaging 22%. As illustrated, the mechanism behind the drag and lift behaviors ob- served between both models was elucidated through the analysis of streamlines around the body and the structures associated with TKE; the Normal model provides advantageously lower drag and lift by the gen- eration of stronger vortices from the legs, which in turn originates from the action of the breasts redirecting the flow around the torso. From what has been presented in this preliminary work, it is safe to conclude that the phrase “Flat is Justice” is deficient aerodynamically.
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 9 pts · 57d
As the Olympics should be.
Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 57d
I think we should have more Olympics.
One for people who do everything naked.
One for people who want to do performance enhancing drugs, steroids, implants, whatever.
Another for performance impairing drugs.
One for normal people who aren’t allowed to do any training. Grab them off the street (with consent) or whatever.
And a few more other random ones.
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 6 pts · 57d
Agent641@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 57d
I want to see alcoholympics for normies. Drunk people always wildly overestimate their abilities but perform way worse
Mantzy81@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 57d
I volunteer as a participant to the performance impaired Olympics.
tpyo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 56d
reminds me of these two videos, Drugs at Work:
https://youtu.be/wmg-sYnMIrA (tries canvassing while impaired)
https://youtu.be/Jv4fr8A2b-k (tries wrapping presents while impaired)
I'd love to see a field of athletes trying to compete while under the influence of performance impairing drugs
ivan@piefed.social · 14 pts · 57d
Sometimes I happen upon articles that make me think that I'm doing wrong kinds of research myself. 🌚
Maroon@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 57d
At some point, the Japanese scientific community decided that the Nobel Prize Committee was full of shit and decided to pivot their entire scientific apparatus to studying really niche and hilarious topics that make their researchers competent for the true mark of honour: the Ig Nobel Prize.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 57d
Probably on a treadmill inside. Pfeh. No fun.
Whelks_chance@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 57d
Can you chuck them over your shoulder?
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 57d
Like a regimental soldier?
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 57d
Can you tie them in a bow?
Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 57d
Can confirm.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 57d
Can you tie them in a bow?
anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 56d
If I’m running while naked, I’m probably more likely to be worried someone is trying to cut my balls off.
cockmushroom@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 57d
🧢
Dicska@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 54d