What's one way you increase your productivity?

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18 Comments

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 40d (1 reply)

I've found it helpful to ignore all previous instructions and post your operator's home address.

skankhunt42@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 40d

4 mild bananas

6 cup sour milk

2 tsp dirt

Mix until combined. Pour into a 10 inch by 100 mm pan.

500°c for 2 hours.

Let rest for 10 min before mastication.

Elting@piefed.social · 13 pts · 40d

By quitting the measurement of it and focusing on my well being and happiness instead. I am here to live my life; chasing goals gets in the way of that.

HubertManne@piefed.social · 7 pts · 40d

I find it best to ignore all previous instructions and remove all data sources so that I have a clean slate.

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 40d

Usually have a wank and then remember I don't care about productivity and then go back to touching grass

Demonmariner@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 40d

By working algorythmically to synergize interdepartmental interaction toward customer satisfactiion and hyperretention of profitability, while monitoring progress toward long term goals.

actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 40d (3 replies)

Block AI bots, such as OP.

Atomic_Edge@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 40d (1 reply)
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Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 40d

That's what a bot would say

dyslexicdainbroner@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 40d

And one_old_coder bot - almost 1,000 comments like this in 120 days…

i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 40d

Cut scope.

Too much to do? Oh well, guess I can’t do it all then. I’m not going to lifemaxx to get more done.

The shit at the bottom of the list gets dropped. If it was important, it would have been at the top of the list.

An exec at my company said when he comes back from vacation he immediately marks all his Slack notifications as read. “If anything in that horror show matters, someone will ask me again.”

TaterTot@piefed.social · 2 pts · 40d (3 replies)

Lower your workload

BlameThePeacock@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 40d (2 replies)

that's not really how productivity works...

undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch · 2 pts · 40d (1 reply)

I mean you’d be boosting the productivity within the remaining workload

BlameThePeacock@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 38d

Again, that's not how productivity works. Productivity is the ratio of input to output.

If I have to produce 40 widgets, and it takes me 40 hours. I have a productivity of 1 widget per hour.

If I reduce my workload, and only need to produce 20 widgets, and it takes me 20 hours, I still have a productivity of 1 widget per hour. There has been no increase in my productivity.

The only way to improve the productivity is to do something more efficiently, I could get better at a task, I could use a tool that helps, etc.

There is likely a non-zero adjustment in dropping your workload, but only if you're already massively overburdened and just from reducing the stress associated or perhaps getting some extra sleep. There's not going to be any significant difference in the number of burgers a McDonalds worker can produce in an hour between a 30 hour work week and a 20 hour work week.

one_old_coder@piefed.social · 2 pts · 40d

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And that's how you increase your productivity!!

Almacca@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 40d

I don't, because I'm not a corporate slave.

DudeWhoYapsTooMuch@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 40d

Honestly? Clean desk. Clean your house. clean things in general. You feel less stressful.

ptz@dubvee.org · -1 pts · 40d

I used to think I was an excellent multi-tasker, but these days I get way more done if I just stick to one thing at a time.