The spirit of William Henery Harrison would be laughing histaricly. Giving long ass speeches when weather related medical issues are on the table (heat stroke in this case).
I've had a standing deal with God, that if he smites Trump with a bolt of lighting while he's making a speech, I will become a believer and never miss a Sunday church service for the rest of my life.
Meanwhile, a moribund John Marshall got up from his deathbed on July 4th, inexplicably lucid, and wrote his own epitaph. He died two days later. (Source: Without Precedent by Joel Richard Paul.)
If you're looking for a biography, I highly recommend this one – if only because of the increasingly ludicrous ways he gets roped into positions of responsibility despite just wanting to grill for god's sake and because his relationship with his second cousin Thomas Jefferson epitomizes this meme.
I couldn't stand listening to him that long. I'll wait for The Daily Show to cover it. That's assuming the small crowd size doesn't scare him off first lol
39 Comments
Canconda@lemmy.ca · 110 pts · 50d
If he shits himself to death on stage I'll rededicate my life to the Lord.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 50d
I will join your
cultreligion.crandlecan@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 49d
sign me up too, please 🫶🏼🙏🏼🤝🏼
Bahnd@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 50d
The spirit of William Henery Harrison would be laughing histaricly. Giving long ass speeches when weather related medical issues are on the table (heat stroke in this case).
kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 49d
Not trying to be an ass, and I normally don't do this, but for future reference: hysterically
Bahnd@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 48d
Me fail english, thats unpossible.
Its all good.
Also spelling errors (which I dont turn auto-correct on for lemmy) indicates im not AI.
Canconda@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 47d
They're going to train an AI to sound like a Gen X who still types in "T9 Speak".
#ManMadeHorrorsIJustComprehended
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 49d
instructions unclear, you are now to serve your landlord
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 49d
As instructed, dick stuck in landlord
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 49d
Looks like you forfeited your deposit
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 49d
i think he left another deposit
saltesc@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 50d
I think the Declaration of Independence was pretty explicit on this and you guys just get another president.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 49d
I've had a standing deal with God, that if he smites Trump with a bolt of lighting while he's making a speech, I will become a believer and never miss a Sunday church service for the rest of my life.
So far, God hasn't called my bluff.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 49d
Spooked by the fireworks, actually wouldn't be surprised if he had a thing about loud bangs after getting shot at a couple times
Ariselas@piefed.ca · 12 pts · 49d
"shot at"
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 49d
Eh he's a whiner so he'd say every attempt pretty much killed him
shittydwarf@piefed.ca · 78 pts · 50d
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 49d
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 50d
Meanwhile, a moribund John Marshall got up from his deathbed on July 4th, inexplicably lucid, and wrote his own epitaph. He died two days later. (Source: Without Precedent by Joel Richard Paul.)
Speculater@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 50d
Well that sent me down a rabbit hole. TIL, thanks for the fun fact!
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 50d
If you're looking for a biography, I highly recommend this one – if only because of the increasingly ludicrous ways he gets roped into positions of responsibility despite just wanting to grill for god's sake and because his relationship with his second cousin Thomas Jefferson epitomizes this meme.
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 22 pts · 50d
https://istrumpdeadyet.us/
ccunning@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 50d
crandlecan@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 49d
sleepy mushroom shaped* lying crooked
crandlecan@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 49d
crandlecan@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 49d
almost forgot: he rapes kids 👍🏼🙏🏼
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 49d
Ohhhhh. I thought it was ishedeadyet dot com
akilou@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 49d
Two of them on the very same one
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 49d
Are you saying it has to be two for one, because sometimes sacrifices must be made
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 49d
If Dubya and Poopypants kicked the bucket on the same day, that would be a good day indeed.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 49d
Don't you do that.
Don't you give me hope.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 49d
Hey, that’s all we got now. Gotta cheer for that blood clot!
Zier@fedia.io · 12 pts · 49d
STOP TEASING ME!!!!!!!!
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 49d
mitch mocconells lich form can longer sustain his disintigrating body. not even souls can save him now.
dektep@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 49d
please please please
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 49d
Where can I watch his speech he's threatening to give out in the heat? I wanna see it live if he has a heat stroke
Etterra@discuss.online · 5 pts · 49d
I couldn't stand listening to him that long. I'll wait for The Daily Show to cover it. That's assuming the small crowd size doesn't scare him off first lol
thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 49d
Oh please, oh please, oh please?!?!
Jack@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 49d
I knew about
babysmokesalot@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 49d
nice hahaha