This reminds me of those videos a couple years ago - "what I cook for my blue collar husband" - where it looks like she's trying to kill him with sugar, oil, and salt.
At first I thought that, surely, this was just someone reheating pizza in a skillet with a splash of water added, which is a time-honored tradition that can have very good results if done right, but I'm looking at the water level compared to the rivets and the height of the pot, and no, someone is just. Boiling a pizza. This is why God has abandoned us.
09:18 where they water the half finished pies with a garden watering can. The green stuff is some kind of runny pea soup? I'm taking the piss out of them here but all of this is probably delicious despite being seasoned with a gardening can of fresh water.
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Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 39 pts · 74d
Boil? You’re suppose to sous vide and then sear at the end smh
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 73d
No no, you're supposed to fry it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_fried_pizza
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 72d
Of course it's Scottish. I'm just shocked the Italians do it too.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 72d
I’m more surprised that it isn’t a southern American thing, sounds like county fair food.
orenj@leminal.space · 32 pts · 73d
this is the real counterculture. you thought pineapple was profane, look upon this and despair.
nullify3112@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 73d
BOIL THEM MASH THEM STICK EM IN A STEW
Wait a minute. Pizza stew? Is that how they make minestrone ???
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 73d
No no no. That's the base for pizza flavored Pringles.
thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 73d
Everything reminds me of her
janus2@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 73d
[ABJECT DISTRESS]
superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 73d
This reminds me of those videos a couple years ago - "what I cook for my blue collar husband" - where it looks like she's trying to kill him with sugar, oil, and salt.
Mirshe@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 73d
I expect this to show up on that fascist Pioneer Woman's website in about a month.
pomegranatefern@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 72d
At first I thought that, surely, this was just someone reheating pizza in a skillet with a splash of water added, which is a time-honored tradition that can have very good results if done right, but I'm looking at the water level compared to the rivets and the height of the pot, and no, someone is just. Boiling a pizza. This is why God has abandoned us.
BarnWolf@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 73d
ಠ_ಠ
Zier@fedia.io · 5 pts · 73d
What international crime is this person doing on that stove?????
popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 73d
This is a crime against humanity.
strop@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 73d
I will, yes
sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 73d
Hey, hey--throw a couple of hot dogs in there, what are you doin'?
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 72d
ye im glad i passed
darkmogool@feddit.org · 2 pts · 71d
Look how they boiled my boy…
iocase@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 73d
I don't know how I know this but I think they're British. They boil fucking everything before eating it and even season pies with water.
Br*tish people seasoning with water
Rugnjr@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 72d
TBF I was taught to use water on pies, it makes the crust of the pastry develop a shiny crisp edge.
CackNClap@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 73d
That video is 25 minutes long, how far in do they season with water? Also what's that wet green stuff on the plate with the pie and potatoes?
iocase@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 72d
09:18 where they water the half finished pies with a garden watering can. The green stuff is some kind of runny pea soup? I'm taking the piss out of them here but all of this is probably delicious despite being seasoned with a gardening can of fresh water.
TallonMetroid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 73d
Mmm, pizza broth... Actually, would that be considered broth, or would it be too thin?
altphoto@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 71d
You could add pineapple bits to that. Boil until everything is pasty white. Discard the liquid and serve.