Your incantation lacks imagination! I got no apprehension while I summon ancient horrors beyond your comprehension. Prince of demons, arise! Drip some semen, surprise! Now feel my wit as reality splits, cause I can spit, I ain't no twit. My powers are supreme, now block my death beam, bet you can't you git! 🙅
Yeah you come in here with that purple ass fleece
Looking like a model for Alzheimer's disease
Unwashed teeth and your nail full of grease
Your robe so long cause them ugly ass knees
You're baffled, cerfuffled, discombobulated, muffled
But here's a magic spell for you: SUGONDEEEEZE
Oh your hair keeps thinnin
Them thin lips grinnin
Your eyeballs spinnin
And I keep on winnin
Did you lose your way to teach a Hogwarts class?
Is my speech to new for you? Your mum's an eager lass
You wanna come at me for I'm speaking too crass?
But your twiggy arms so thin like that stick up your ass
Wizard, get off the stage, your health is soft,
You need to quaff a potion to cure your cough.
Oh, you think your precious little staff can halt the gaffe where everybody looked at you and began to laugh?
Old man, take a look at yourself, you're not top shelf, you're lesser than a cobbler's helper elf.
39 Comments
aeiou@piefed.social · 45 pts · 41d
it's the wabbajack
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 40d
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 40d
These rhymes are fresh
My staff is not
Enjoy another dimension
As I kill you with a thought
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 40d
These times are trying
I sure am dying
But I ain't lying
I seen the magic of the mountain
Spitting words like the son fountain
For consciousness is base reality
And thus consideration is vitality
As intention is all there is
That's why I'm in spiritual biz
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 40d
trainsrkool@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 41d
another w for the ancient staff
SabinStargem@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 40d
Vaguely related, because I think it looks cool:
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 40d
Dudes will see this and think 'Hell yeah'
Source: I am a dude
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 40d
I love those blacklight color palettes. Is this image, y'know... legit? :O It's pretty rad.
SabinStargem@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 40d
Dunno! The art in question was used as the cover to an album.
Music to Defeat the Dark Wizard | 80s Heavy Metal & Retro Synthwave Dark Power
s23b@programming.dev · 6 pts · 39d
Yeah, no artist mentioned anywhere, an album uploaded per day, definitely fully AI generated content...
AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 38d
Which is weird cos there is a band from the 80s called Dark Wizard who actually are fucken cool.
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 40d
The guy over the wizards shoulder has me cracking up
ohshit604@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 40d
Meme potential.
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 40d
No, no this guy. He's
considering whether this is acceptable or not
chaogomu@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 40d
I'd argue not. This was a Rap Battle, not a magic battle. Foul on the field.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 40d
Aren't all magic battles rap battles tho? It's easy to get confused
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 40d
Your incantation lacks imagination! I got no apprehension while I summon ancient horrors beyond your comprehension. Prince of demons, arise! Drip some semen, surprise! Now feel my wit as reality splits, cause I can spit, I ain't no twit. My powers are supreme, now block my death beam, bet you can't you git! 🙅
(OHHHHHHHHH!)
fartographer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 40d
Abracadabitch
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 5 pts · 40d
Abracadabitch -- don't fuck with a lich.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 40d
-- Taako, Chaotic Good Wizard, The Adventure Zone
zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 40d
SILENCE! or I will use the staff again.
Leviathan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 40d
Haha I knew you meant this guy. He's just here for the love of the battle.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 40d
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 40d
When you zot, but she just keep casting
wieson@feddit.org · 13 pts · 40d
Deserving for that whack as shit line
tyranny@crazypeople.online · 5 pts · 40d
lets hear you do better
wieson@feddit.org · 12 pts · 40d
Yeah you come in here with that purple ass fleece
Looking like a model for Alzheimer's disease
Unwashed teeth and your nail full of grease Your robe so long cause them ugly ass knees
You're baffled, cerfuffled, discombobulated, muffled
But here's a magic spell for you: SUGONDEEEEZE
Oh your hair keeps thinnin
Them thin lips grinnin
Your eyeballs spinnin
And I keep on winnin
Did you lose your way to teach a Hogwarts class?
Is my speech to new for you? Your mum's an eager lass
You wanna come at me for I'm speaking too crass?
But your twiggy arms so thin like that stick up your ass
Booyah
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 40d
tyranny@crazypeople.online · 4 pts · 40d
wow! you delivered
stingpie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 40d
Wizard, get off the stage, your health is soft, You need to quaff a potion to cure your cough. Oh, you think your precious little staff can halt the gaffe where everybody looked at you and began to laugh? Old man, take a look at yourself, you're not top shelf, you're lesser than a cobbler's helper elf.
tyranny@crazypeople.online · 1 pts · 40d
what a flow to that last line! we're in the presence of greats!
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 10 pts · 41d
Mad runescape vibes to it.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 40d
Gotdam mahjarrats
Bougie_Birdie@piefed.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 40d
Putting the diss in Disintegration Ray
binarytobis@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 40d
Same vibes
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 40d
The faces
ramius345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 37d
Is that the Wabbajack?
ace_garp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 12d
Zap Battle
8pm Tonite