Seagirl

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42 Comments

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 49d

Seagurl

sbeak@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 50d

squawk

Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 50d

Oh fuck yeah, it's my tern now, bitches.

TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 50d (2 replies)

This is like 75% of my first dates these days. TIL I date seagulls.

I grew up on the beach and hated them as a kid, and this also explains why I hate so many of my first dates too.

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 49d (1 reply)

Have you tried asking humans out on a date? Might have better luck. At the very least, human beaks are softer than seagull beaks.

TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 49d

I assume they are humans until they start squawking and demanding truffle fries. I fucking hate truffle fries.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 49d (1 reply)

I have apparently dated ... at least 3 seagulls.

TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 49d

yeah but have you tried seaotters?

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus · 5 pts · 50d (13 replies)

i-think-that I truly do not understand why people hate seagulls so much. ancom-heart

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 33 pts · 50d (3 replies)
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PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus · 5 pts · 50d

Even cuter now

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 44d

Who watches harrasses the watchmen idiot tourists?

Seagulls do the job that would be essentially socially awkward for humans to do... we owe them a debt.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 49d

Seagulls play by rules that are broadly well understood, and clear.

Now... geese ....those motherfuckers have no honor.

DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 50d (3 replies)

One reason is because they poke your knee.

https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E?is=XMI-Fu7-t0UFqwJ1

ada@piefed.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 50d

Stop it now!

perishthethought@piefed.social · 2 pts · 49d (1 reply)

159 million views! Wow...

Thorry@feddit.org · 1 pts · 49d

They used to be a real big thing, in the before times

hayvan@piefed.world · 14 pts · 50d

I don't hate them, but fear and respect them.

Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 50d (3 replies)

Because like pigeons they're flying rats

Naich@piefed.world · 9 pts · 50d

What's wrong with rats? They are just trying to get by.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus · 4 pts · 50d

Even cuter, rats are adorable and so are pigeons

mosspiglet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 49d

I like pigeons and seagulls. and rats are cute.

Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 50d (7 replies)

Im a seagull

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 46d (5 replies)

Well apparently that makes you my type.

Uh... hey chickie chickie, catch any good updrafts lately?

(... bird pickup line...???)

Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 45d (4 replies)

Lol. I dont need pick up lines. Just hand me a couple fries and I'll be smitten

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 44d

... right.

I forgot who i was sqwuaking to, rofl.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 44d (2 replies)

Wait I think I have another stupid joke:

I sent you beak pic, pls respond

Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 44d (1 reply)

Oh my, thats such a nice, big beak 😳

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 44d

Why thank you!

Though uh, I'm a firm believer in the idea that what really matters is the, vector of the pecker, if you catch my meaning.

Be happy to lend a useful beak toward picking your nits, anytime, chickie chickie!

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 45d

Ok, attempt 2:

sees you scavenging

Well my my, you really are all that, and a bag of chips!

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 49d (3 replies)

Tfw you date a professional streamer, former professional TF2 and overwatch player.

MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 49d (2 replies)

Sorry, can't really relate but it sounds like a great time hahaha.

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 49d (1 reply)

The guy goes by the name a_seagull

Edit added a photo

MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 49d

LOL that helps. Thanks for replying! :D

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 49d

Bloody beach pigeons...

muhyb@programming.dev · 3 pts · 49d

Good gull.

tpihkal@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 50d (1 reply)

Beach rats.

TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social · 1 pts · 49d

Parking lot scavengers where I'm from

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 3 pts · 50d

That sounds exactly like my girl

kambusha@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 50d (1 reply)

I seagull, shakin dat ass

TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social · 1 pts · 49d

You deserve so many more uptoots for that

Beth@piefed.social · 1 pts · 49d

Whew. Hate the beach personally. Almost thought I was a seagull, but not quite!

0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 49d

"No mom, my girlfriend is real. She only went to get some pizza from the tourists at the beach."