c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 50dSeagirl 618 points · 42 comments · view on lemmy.world
42 Comments
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 49d
Seagurl
sbeak@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 50d
squawk
Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 50d
Oh fuck yeah, it's my tern now, bitches.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 50d
This is like 75% of my first dates these days. TIL I date seagulls.
I grew up on the beach and hated them as a kid, and this also explains why I hate so many of my first dates too.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 49d
Have you tried asking humans out on a date? Might have better luck. At the very least, human beaks are softer than seagull beaks.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 49d
I assume they are humans until they start squawking and demanding truffle fries. I fucking hate truffle fries.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 49d
I have apparently dated ... at least 3 seagulls.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 49d
yeah but have you tried seaotters?
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus · 5 pts · 50d
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 33 pts · 50d
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus · 5 pts · 50d
Even cuter now
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 44d
Who
watchesharrasses thewatchmenidiot tourists?Seagulls do the job that would be essentially socially awkward for humans to do... we owe them a debt.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 49d
Seagulls play by rules that are broadly well understood, and clear.
Now... geese ....those motherfuckers have no honor.
DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 50d
One reason is because they poke your knee.
https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E?is=XMI-Fu7-t0UFqwJ1
ada@piefed.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 50d
Stop it now!
perishthethought@piefed.social · 2 pts · 49d
159 million views! Wow...
Thorry@feddit.org · 1 pts · 49d
They used to be a real big thing, in the before times
hayvan@piefed.world · 14 pts · 50d
I don't hate them, but fear and respect them.
Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 50d
Because like pigeons they're flying rats
Naich@piefed.world · 9 pts · 50d
What's wrong with rats? They are just trying to get by.
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus · 4 pts · 50d
Even cuter, rats are adorable and so are pigeons
mosspiglet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 49d
I like pigeons and seagulls. and rats are cute.
Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 50d
Im a seagull
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 46d
Well apparently that makes you my type.
Uh... hey chickie chickie, catch any good updrafts lately?
(... bird pickup line...???)
Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 45d
Lol. I dont need pick up lines. Just hand me a couple fries and I'll be smitten
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 44d
... right.
I forgot who i was sqwuaking to, rofl.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 44d
Wait I think I have another stupid joke:
I sent you beak pic, pls respond
Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 44d
Oh my, thats such a nice, big beak 😳
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 44d
Why thank you!
Though uh, I'm a firm believer in the idea that what really matters is the, vector of the pecker, if you catch my meaning.
Be happy to lend a useful beak toward picking your nits, anytime, chickie chickie!
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 45d
Ok, attempt 2:
sees you scavenging
Well my my, you really are all that, and a bag of chips!
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 49d
Tfw you date a professional streamer, former professional TF2 and overwatch player.
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 49d
Sorry, can't really relate but it sounds like a great time hahaha.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 49d
The guy goes by the name a_seagull
Edit added a photo
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 49d
LOL that helps. Thanks for replying! :D
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 49d
Bloody beach pigeons...
muhyb@programming.dev · 3 pts · 49d
Good gull.
tpihkal@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 50d
Beach rats.
TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social · 1 pts · 49d
Parking lot scavengers where I'm from
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 3 pts · 50d
That sounds exactly like my girl
kambusha@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 50d
I seagull, shakin dat ass
TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social · 1 pts · 49d
You deserve so many more uptoots for that
Beth@piefed.social · 1 pts · 49d
Whew. Hate the beach personally. Almost thought I was a seagull, but not quite!
0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 49d
"No mom, my girlfriend is real. She only went to get some pizza from the tourists at the beach."