If you are flexible enough to suck your own dick, that's masturbation. Technically that clones dick is your dick too? Sure it's attached to another meat pilot, but it's exactly the same dick.
::: spoiler So no one is excluded
Swap the word dick for pussy, if you don't have a dick.
:::
I certainly do. I'm a Mormon Occultist and a master baiter. I said, I'm a fisher of men. Someone will respond, and if they don't, I'll jist start talking to myself and have a real funky time.
39 Comments
kingofras@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 52d
Finally a meme that doesn’t mention Mitch McConnell by name.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 8 pts · 52d
Reminds me of that time Roger Ailes died.
mbp@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 52d
Now the comments do!
Chivera@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 51d
You just did
QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 51d
You should've called him the Turtle man. XD
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 30 pts · 52d
That won't stop me from the ultimate goal of cloning myself to become an innumerable army of supersoldiers!
TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social · 11 pts · 52d
Welp we tried. But apparently Gork is impervious to memes! Who could have seen that coming!
gaiussabinus@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 52d
Easy there Horatio
frog@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 52d
If the clones start having sex with each other, is it incests or is it masturbation?
🤔
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 52d
Whichever one makes it hotter ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 52d
If you are flexible enough to suck your own dick, that's masturbation. Technically that clones dick is your dick too? Sure it's attached to another meat pilot, but it's exactly the same dick.
::: spoiler So no one is excluded Swap the word dick for pussy, if you don't have a dick. :::
frog@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 52d
Makes sense. Thank you MeatPilot.
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 52d
Identical twins are natural clones. It's not that clones are some magical copy, just two individuals sharing the same DNA
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 51d
Don't bother, I tried and the super soldiers just kept fucking each other.
sirico@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 52d
Planting your socks in radioactive soil isn't going to work, I keep telling you this.
QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 51d
Phantaloons@piefed.zip · 21 pts · 52d
Too weird to live, too rare to die
bstix@feddit.dk · 6 pts · 52d
Garden gnomes?
Phantaloons@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 52d
They're always called garden gnomes, as if they don't go home at night and have their own things to do.
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 52d
Hey, I got a trick question for you;
The Earth. Is is it round or flat?
Bad_Ideas_In_Bulk@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 51d
It's a very mildly textured oblate sphereoid.
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 51d
No it doesn't exist, silly
Bad_Ideas_In_Bulk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 51d
Things that don't exist have traits all the time. The two ideas are not mutually contradictory.
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 51d
In what time do they have traits, if not within the confines of the existence-illusion complex as we can currently extract experience from?
Bad_Ideas_In_Bulk@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 49d
Gandalf has traits, and he never has or will exist.
YoureHotCupCake@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 52d
You're not going to get me to stop eating Taco Bell. I will continue to expand my ass to a size never before seen.
QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 51d
That's hot, cupcake. ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ~)
i_need_your_bones@piefed.social · 9 pts · 52d
Honestly one of me is too many. Bye Bye all!
edgyspazkid@lemmy.wtf · 6 pts · 51d
U2
Sniatch@feddit.org · 6 pts · 51d
Du bist gut genuug
meekah@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 51d
Doobie scoot canoeee
svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 51d
Thank you for the affirmation, sometimes I feel like I don't deserve anything good in my li...
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😢
sundray@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 51d
You think that now, but just wait 'til you get a load of sundray2!
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 51d
I feel seen
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 52d
me
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 52d
I certainly do. I'm a Mormon Occultist and a master baiter. I said, I'm a fisher of men. Someone will respond, and if they don't, I'll jist start talking to myself and have a real funky time.
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 52d
Fuxk I spelled just wrong. Guess .y life if over
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 52d
Do you like to fondle your own self, my dude?
Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 52d
Bro, there is no such thing as a "self."