Yeah, but I don’t want these awful beans. Maybe we can all order one can and have them all delivered to the same place as a joke? Who needs an assload of beans?
How does one get an assload of beans? Is there some specialized bean-to-ass apparatus I'd need to facilitate the transferral of legumes into my anal cavity, or is it just a matter of honing one's pouring technique to minimize the amount of beans spilt on their cheeks. For that matter, are there any health benefits gained from loading an ass with beans, or does it have more of a psychosomatic effect that can vary between individuals?
29 Comments
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 54 pts · 26d
J is right, who buys from Amazon!?
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 26d
The beanless
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 12 pts · 26d
We need to show those astray souls the way to local beans!
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 26d
Locally sourced beans for the underbeaned community
silver@das-eck.haus · 4 pts · 25d
I could never be beanless
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 25d
Only the beanless / know the way I feel tonight
adarza@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 26d
a buck a can, and you can buy one at a time. prime eligible.
it costs more to deliver it than to buy it.
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 25 pts · 26d
So to bankrupt Amazon, everyone needs to order just one can of beans (and nothing else), all at the same time.
TheGoldenV@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 26d
Yeah, but I don’t want these awful beans. Maybe we can all order one can and have them all delivered to the same place as a joke? Who needs an assload of beans?
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 26d
Who needs an assload of beans? I’m going to assume that you’re new to Lemmy and have somehow bypassed the bean verification.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 25d
How does one get an assload of beans? Is there some specialized bean-to-ass apparatus I'd need to facilitate the transferral of legumes into my anal cavity, or is it just a matter of honing one's pouring technique to minimize the amount of beans spilt on their cheeks. For that matter, are there any health benefits gained from loading an ass with beans, or does it have more of a psychosomatic effect that can vary between individuals?
RogueBanana@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 25d
Please don't bring that back. I already had enough beans for life.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 26d
Food banks generally accept non perishable items.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 26d
Yeah but haven't the people relying on the food bank suffered enough?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 26d
I only buy beans by the ass load.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 25d
We could mail them to Elon. Bully the rich with beans.
Drusas@fedia.io · 2 pts · 26d
Buy canned boiled peanuts instead.
Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 25d
I do. I prefer Luck's, though
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 26d
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 26d
Any low cost high weight items like lead bricks are good substitutes
lemmyman@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 26d
I;m thinking about thos beans
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 26d
Not me. I swear.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 6 pts · 25d
I'm shipping those cans of beans! There is clear chemistry between them!
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 26d
Shut-ins secret mail network.
funkajunk@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 25d
this nigga eating beans
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 25d
and everyone laughed
vinyl@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 25d
Adolf Schmeatler
Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 25d
Liam
ccunning@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 26d
“Jeff! He’s a bad motha…”
“Shut yo mouth!”
Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 25d
They should open the cans and pour the contents directly into the bag