Trump recounts missile attack by ‘Islamic Republic of Japan’

https://www.asahi.com/sp/ajw/articles/16713774

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Korkki@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 58d

It's like anuddah pearl harbor

spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 58d

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 58d

Leaked from Walter Reed.

trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 58d

Oh man, I just woke up in the middle of the night, and in perhaps most definitely a stupid move, I immediately grabbed my phone and continued scrolling Lemmy.

This post's title was the first thing I read, within like 10 seconds of waking up, and I didn't yet clock the actual sentence, but my brain still went "Wait, what?" when I read "Islamic Republic of Japan".

So, apparently still more awake than Trump is in the middle of the day...

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 58d (2 replies)

As a unitedstatesian, I am unable to take my own government seriously, and I fully empathize with any non-US humans who feel the same way

pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 57d (1 reply)

As a non-unitedstatesian, I'd have to say: you don't empathize with us; we empathize with you.

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 57d

At any rate, we’re on the same page 😅

NM_Gringo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 58d

konnichiwa infidels! We rain death on you with a side of wasabi!

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 58d

Something something 25th now!

peppersnail@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 58d
switcheroo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 58d

Did we get a response from Actual Japan? 😆