One time my dad gave me 37 cucumbers from his friend's farm, and I was just sitting there staring at a fridge completely full of cucumbers displacing everything else like what the hell do I do with 37 cucumbers???
Most recipes online are like, use 1 cucumber and 8 potatoes... I need a much higher cucumber to everything else ratio. I eventually found an ancient website online from the 90's outlining someone's grandma's recipe for peasant Polish soup from "the war". It was like a whole damn cucumber quest.
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Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 60d
Me when my inventory is 95% filled with water.
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 60d
Time to make some agua de pepino.
Zarobi@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 60d
One time my dad gave me 37 cucumbers from his friend's farm, and I was just sitting there staring at a fridge completely full of cucumbers displacing everything else like what the hell do I do with 37 cucumbers???
Most recipes online are like, use 1 cucumber and 8 potatoes... I need a much higher cucumber to everything else ratio. I eventually found an ancient website online from the 90's outlining someone's grandma's recipe for peasant Polish soup from "the war". It was like a whole damn cucumber quest.
It was ok. Really made you feel like a peasant.
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 60d
That's quite a story. Cucumber soup sounds not good. Agua fresca is the way to go. Maybe make a Japanese Sunomono salad. Obviously just make pickles.
Zarobi@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 59d
Yeah I didn't know about this back then, and I didn't think of pickles for some reason. I was hyper fixated on a "meal" solution
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 59d
Idk about you but pickles can be a meal, maybe add some deli meat, cheese, and crackers, but honestly just pickles is good too.
realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 60d
I'd probably pickle them all. But then again, I love pickles.
If you don't love pickles, probably not a good idea.
hypnicjerk@piefed.social · 8 pts · 60d
something's not quite right...
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 59d
This is a really good shop honestly
abfarid@startrek.website · 7 pts · 60d
My brother and I have been calling it that ever since Oblivion came out.
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 1 pts · 59d
what did you call it in Morrowind?
abfarid@startrek.website · 2 pts · 59d
I think our Morrowind was in Russian...
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 59d
Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi · 6 pts · 60d
Sadly, I'm under-cucumbered since @moistbones@lemmy.world stopped posting to !ich_iel@feddit.org
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 60d
Ich bin Gurken-Rick!
Kratzkopf@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 59d
They did? Oh no, I just thought the posts were very irregular.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 59d
Honestly, one of my least favorite RPG mechanics. Especially when it's a game that surrounds you with an endless amount of useless shit to pick up.
Yes I know that's the point. I don't care, I hate it.
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 60d
Is this "don't buy too much cucumbers, you don't need then"-awareness month? Asking for a friend
grue@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 60d
This is "you are an absolute fool for planting that second cucumber plant" month.
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 60d
Thanks, I finally feel seen. I mean, my friend does
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 60d
just make pickles by the barrel
lividweasel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 60d
…and me sitting over here unencumbered…
Damarus@feddit.org · 4 pts · 60d
Why would you put the items that can be picked up there, if you don't want me to pick them all up? Who understands games man...
gnufuu@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 60d
One of my Baldur's Gate parties once came dangerously close to breaking up because of this exact pun lmao
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 59d
Or am I undercucumbered?
testaccount789@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 60d
How many are rotting in your fridge right now?