egg🌙irl

by Kayla's Artwork aka virtualmartyr

169 points · 29 comments · view on lemmy.world

29 Comments

subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 45d (9 replies)

I never asked god, but I did try to make a deal with the devil. But as they say pray in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up first.

ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world · 21 pts · 45d (1 reply)

They say WHAT?!!!!

subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 45d

They say PRAY IN ONE HAND AND SHIT IN THE OTHER AND SEE WHICH ONE FILLS UP FIRST

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 45d (2 replies)

Praying to God and making a deal with the Devil are pretty much the same thing.

Curiously, if you ask fundamentalist churches (and most mainline ones) the Devil is more LGBT+ friendly, and more pro-women.

psud@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 45d (1 reply)

The satanic church in the US is the more LGBTQI+ accepting Christian church in the country

wellyon@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 20d

To be precise, it is The Satanic Temple, not to be confused with the Church of Satan. They do a lot for civil rights in the US

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 45d (3 replies)

Who is they? I want to know where the phrase is from

colforge@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 45d (1 reply)

Growing up in the southern US — just about every old person I know says “want in one hand, shit in the other. See which fills up faster” so this is just a slight variation on that phrase.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 45d

Makes sense why I've never heard it

subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 45d

I think I first heard it from the movie Bad Santa.

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 45d (7 replies)

i probably would have made a deal with almost any eldritch entity if they turned me into a pretty girl

AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 45d (6 replies)

And yet, all it took was clicking a silly button on a silly website.

strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 45d (5 replies)

I understood that reference!

For anyone who doesn't know, here's aforementioned silly button.

birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 44d (4 replies)

Out of curiosity, is there also one for other queer identities?

AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 44d (3 replies)

There's a "related" section on turnmeintoagirl.com:

Related Work and Alternate Versions

Also have a look at amitrans.org to check if you're trans. Just in case.

strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 44d (2 replies)

Wait... so which is the original? turnmeintoagirl.com or turn-me-into-a-girl.com?

AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 44d (1 reply)

I, umm.. Thought that were identical? I think originally the original original was the one with hyphens, which is why the references versions also copied that choice, but that's just a guess, I didn't look it up. [Update: yeah both domains are identical. Note: the banner-text at the top is ransom on every visit]

Not to be confused with turnintoagirl.com which claims to be a modern adaptation. But I don't see how it's better than the original, also the "for the low price of $0!" and "This text is protected by quantum encryption, only girls can read it" humor kinda makes it... toooo ridiculous. Whereas from a users perspective this is supposed to be fun, but also very very serious. These button sites are literally life changing serious business. They shouldn't ruin 💖the magic💖 by making too much fun of themselves. Damn, I could've spend all this time ranting to instead just look up a sourced answer to your original question 😭

strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 44d

Don't worry you're fine lol; I enjoyed your rant <3

pooberbee@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 45d (8 replies)

Wow, memory unlocked of crying so hard and begging God to take away my sinful queerness.

Didn't work.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 45d (6 replies)

If that asshole made us this way, then he wants it for us (probably has a sick sense of humor and enjoys giving us dysphoria)

EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 45d (2 replies)

Yeah. I imagine if god(s) exist, they're either psychopathic, or utterly incompetent. But since I'm an atheist, my view is that it's just "shit happens".

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 45d (1 reply)

If God was real, I'd be one of his biggest haters

EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 37d

Someone once asked what I'd do if I met god and I said I'd demand to know what the fuck its problem is.

subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 45d

I'm of two minds about why god would make people like us. Though bear in mind im not at all a believer.

I think about the movie Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. Theres a scene where a kid asks the one black guy if god made him black, and why. The response was, "Allah loves wonderous variety."

On the other hand I think in a well run universe an intelligent species with a genetic binary sex expression would be hard coded to gender expression. Since it isnt I can only conclude that god is lazy and indifferent.

On the other other hand I think dysphoria is a result of social pressure to enforce gender coding on children from birth. And traditional god fearing family structures force it hardest.

AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 44d (1 reply)

Well I'm happy to be this way, can't complain about that part

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 44d

It's not that bad, just inconvenient. I do appreciate how it's given me a unique perspective on many things and helped me figure out things I wouldn't have otherwise. However, on top of the bigotry that's only gotten worse since I came out, I also needed to put in a lot of effort to reach the baseline mood that others have by default. The years I spent discovering and figuring out how to deal with my dysphoria severely impacted my academic career. I probably lost half a decade as a result, and most of it was unavoidable, as I really couldn't have figured things out more quickly.

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 45d

I bowed to cishet normativity and well that didn't go well and so here I am straight as a fiddle

akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 45d

This hit hard. And reminded me of the fact that memes actually can have cultural and historical value.

lunaowo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 43d

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