What's your username and password?

just kidding, I don't want to know.

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48 Comments

AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 61 pts · 52d (5 replies)

The joke is on you, the username is publicly visible (so you don't need to ask) and Lemmy automatically censors your password if you try to post it in plain text. This is actually bothersome if it's a dictionary word, for example my password is ******** but everytime I try to write a sentence with it, like "I love it when you ******** me", it gets posted with *s like I love it when you ******** me 😩

[Edit: dammit, I fall for it every single time!]

TheFermentalist@reddthat.com · 52 pts · 52d (4 replies)

Does it really? hunter2

Did it work?

popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 52d

Yeah man all I see is *******

BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 52d (2 replies)

From those of us who where there, when they were written, to the n00bs who were born after IRC, ICQ, and chatrooms fell out of use. We need to remember the ancient scrolls.

https://bash.rip/?244321

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 52d (1 reply)

Sigh... I guess I'll dig out my robe and wizard hat again..

elephantium@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 51d

Dammit bloodninja...

ash@piefed.ca · 33 pts · 52d (1 reply)

Here you are:

Username: admin
password: 123
host: 127.0.0.1
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 51d

Highlow@piefed.social · 27 pts · 52d (4 replies)

My password is Hunter2

snooggums@piefed.world · 18 pts · 52d

All I see is *******

drmoodmood@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 52d

Phew, for a second I thought we had the same password. Mine's hunter2.

CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 52d

That's amazing! Mine too.

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 51d

Oh Mr. fancypants capitalizes one password character.

mrmorganiser@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 52d (2 replies)

admin/admin The most secure password ever.

shiftymccool@piefed.ca · 6 pts · 51d

It's so insecure it wraps back around to super-secure

0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 51d

It's very popular, too.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 52d (1 reply)

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 50d

1...2...3...4...

...

5!

VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 52d (3 replies)
Username: n00bk1ll4
Password: BatteryHorseStable
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 52d (2 replies)

I normally see "Staple" used. How did you get that upside down "p"?

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 52d (1 reply)

highlight it from the other direction and go menu > edit > copy to clipboard

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 51d

Oooo, thanks!

nil@piefed.ca · 11 pts · 52d (2 replies)

192.168.1.1 admin password

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 52d (1 reply)

Browsing the internet directly from a router/gateway? Get a load of Hackerman over here

nil@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 52d

openwrt ftw 😎

new_guy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 52d

I actually don't know my password.

I'm only logged in on my phone and once I uninstall Boost this account will die

otter@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 52d (4 replies)

username: otter password: the name of my favorite rock

I also have 2FA set up, let me know if you need that one

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 6 pts · 52d

Nickelback?

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 52d

yacht

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 52d (1 reply)

Hard?

turdburglar@piefed.social · 3 pts · 52d

dwayne the?

zxqwas@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 52d (1 reply)

User name you can see. Password honestly no fucking clue. I always end up resetting my password if my login times out. In essence my email account is my password manager.

teegus@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 51d

What's the password to your email account?

Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 52d

I got frustrated with an account a long time ago that was doing the incorrect password -> reset password -> you can't use a password you've already used.

So I set it as EatMyA$$

And now on the very rare occasion I have to log into that account again, it tickles me

markz@suppo.fi · 5 pts · 52d (2 replies)

I'm never telling you my username.

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 52d (1 reply)

It's mzrk, isn't it.

quantumvoid0@programming.dev · 2 pts · 51d

black magic....WITCH

hanke@feddit.nu · 4 pts · 52d

You really got me there

G0rb@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 52d (1 reply)

Honestly, I love to play around with password statistics on https://haveibeenpwned.com/Passwords

Passwords tell a lot about an society. And it's rough to see how many people used e.g. "ineedhelp" as password.

noxypaws@pawb.social · 1 pts · 51d

there are no password statistics that I can play with at that URL

randombullet@programming.dev · 2 pts · 51d (1 reply)

utter-fit-habitant@duck.com

66@ca#X&ty5y9@d2B*4A

Good luck finding which website that belongs to

reader@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 51d

you work for duck duck go?

guille2a@chachara.club · 1 pts · 52d

I'm going to have a problem if I have to replace my phone...

usernameusername@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 51d

Take a guess

elephantium@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 51d

My wifi password used to be Idonotremember. It was a hoot when we'd have guests over!

AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 52d

I only use the most secure password ever: password

Jokes aside, just about any time I set up an insignificant VM that won't be internet connected or live for long enough to be a threat to me ( think installing a distro/old windows in order to give something a quick check ), I tend to use P@ssw0rd or the same thing with a 1! at the end. Only because that's basically the password I've commonly seen when doing things like when I had to set up a VM for a Linux Fundamentals college course or for any work done in a Linux VM set up in an online lab through a certain company.

But anything serious, I will either make up a password or have a password manager do it for me, even to my own detriment. Still have a locked zip folder that I'm pretty sure has a password of at least 20-25 characters long I can't access because my memory, if that tells you anything.

noxypaws@pawb.social · 1 pts · 51d (1 reply)

too obscene, I'd get banned

reader@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 51d

I already banned you