I assure you my guy, I will not be waiting four years before going to another soccer game. NWSL is in the middle of their season, and we're in the playoffs for USLW and USL2.
It's from Google. They already remotely killed all the 1st and 2nd generation nest thermostats. The sensor there would still work for decades, but you can't set the temperature anymore because they decided that the line must go up
I get the feeling many modern smoke detectors (In the US anyhow) monitor more than smoke and carbon monoxide. The ones I've seen in apartments are built like tanks and are around 5x the size of a hockey puck. They have an LED light constantly flashing green with a red every ten or so. I'm betting they could easily install cameras types and nobody would think twice.
In my last apartment, I got up close to it one night and saw the product branding. It was "KIDEEZ". What the actual fuck?
Well that makes it even creepier then. Am I the only almost old fogey that remembers that word and the word that always followed it around the 80s and 90s?
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Seppo@sopuli.xyz · 97 pts · 23d
They promoted the slop-machine with "Scandinavian apartment" didn't they?
Dojan@pawb.social · 34 pts · 23d
Aah. That makes sense. I was trying to figure out why exactly the walls were Norwegian.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 33 pts · 23d
Probably because world cup
Dojan@pawb.social · 5 pts · 23d
I don't know what this means.
9point6@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 23d
England are playing Norway today in the world cup
Ireland has some history with England
Dojan@pawb.social · -1 pts · 23d
Ah, I see. It doesn't seem unrealistic for this to just be AI slop that someone prompted. Could be entirely automated even.
9point6@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 23d
Oh it's almost definitely AI, I don't expect Dublin fire station to have a Photoshop guy
Was just giving the context
kilgore_trout@feddit.it · 3 pts · 22d
I don't know this "photoshop", I am confident they just painted a whole apartment in order to take the photo.
fushuan@piefed.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 23d
No, they probably used AI but the walls are very intentional. The whole post is promoting the Norwegian football team to stick it to England.
Uebercomplicated@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 22d
It has the Gemini logo in the corner :(
doeknius_gloek@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 22d
Either that or we need to investigate how this lady manages to hover on the wrong side of the ladder.
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 23d
One per floor? In Germany you have to have one per room
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 17 pts · 23d
Except rooms where you can expect smoke or ... Was zum Geier heißt Wasserdampf auf Englisch?
Steam. Jesus Christ, I'm an idiot.
Sergio@piefed.social · 13 pts · 23d
I love this word. "Water damp". Steam. I love that.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 22d
I have one per wall, and test them every hour.
/j
Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 22d
Was about to say, the formula i know is: one per room and tested approximately never
yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de · 23 pts · 23d
Once a week?? Why not once a day to annoy your neighbors even more?
toofpic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 23d
Sounds like a perfect thing to fail - like flossing every day twice
DrCake@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 22d
Time to repaint that room for the 7th time this World Cup
CombatWombat@feddit.online · 10 pts · 23d
I hate the English too, Dublin Fire Brigade, but not everything has to be World Cup themed.
General_Effort@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 23d
Doesn't it, though?
CombatWombat@feddit.online · 3 pts · 23d
I wouldn't complain
jimmy90@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 22d
arbitrary hatred of entire nations is a sign of good breeding
sorry, inbreeding, it's a sign of inbreeding. love to your cousin, x
spouse, sorry.. spouse
Telodzrum@lemmy.world · -13 pts · 23d
^ Incels when people enjoy sports together for one month every four years.
CombatWombat@feddit.online · 1 pts · 23d
I assure you my guy, I will not be waiting four years before going to another soccer game. NWSL is in the middle of their season, and we're in the playoffs for USLW and USL2.
Zier@fedia.io · 10 pts · 23d
Norway has entered the room.
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 22d
Norway the room has entered
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 22d
The enter has Norwayed the room
Zier@fedia.io · 2 pts · 22d
The room, Norway has entered.
RedIce25@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 23d
...what's with the walls?
Skua@kbin.earth · 25 pts · 23d
Norway are playing England in the football world cup tonight
gedfromgont@piefed.ca · 8 pts · 23d
You are saying that like it is a sane explanation of the crazyness depicted in that image.
Skua@kbin.earth · 21 pts · 23d
thiscat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 22d
Average Nationalist (from every country):
Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 22d
No you see, the walls are gonna be harder to repaint if they are burned.
Evotech@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 22d
My nest pucks tests themselves every month. Its quite nice. They beep and check if the others can hear it.
SalmonTractor@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 22d
Surprised they still work. Nest smoke alarms are a dead product. Find something better now to replace them with.
They were amazing tech created by a Boulder start-up to reinvent home safety, but Google murdered them.
Already EOL and discontinued.
Evotech@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 22d
They work, and beautifully at that. Supported by both the nest app and googles own home app.
Why replace them. Not like the sensors in there will stop working any time soon. They have a 10 year shelf life
Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 21d
It's from Google. They already remotely killed all the 1st and 2nd generation nest thermostats. The sensor there would still work for decades, but you can't set the temperature anymore because they decided that the line must go up
Evotech@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 21d
Google still support the nest smoke detectors though
Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 21d
For now
AnalogAllamma@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 23d
I get the feeling many modern smoke detectors (In the US anyhow) monitor more than smoke and carbon monoxide. The ones I've seen in apartments are built like tanks and are around 5x the size of a hockey puck. They have an LED light constantly flashing green with a red every ten or so. I'm betting they could easily install cameras types and nobody would think twice.
In my last apartment, I got up close to it one night and saw the product branding. It was "KIDEEZ". What the actual fuck?
awfulawful@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 22d
Are you sure it wasn't Kidde, one of the largest manufacturers of smoke detectors?
AnalogAllamma@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 22d
Well that makes it even creepier then. Am I the only almost old fogey that remembers that word and the word that always followed it around the 80s and 90s?
outerspace@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 22d
Kideez nuts!