c/usa · by cm0002@libretechni.ca · 33dSen. Lindsey Graham dies at 71 after ‘brief and sudden illness’ https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/sen-lindsey-graham-dies-71-brief-sudden-illness-rcna552722?=0142 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world
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shiv@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 32d
Haha Mitch and Lindsey in the same week, hell yeah!
snoons@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 32d
Musta been the hexes placed on 'em by etsy Witches.
ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 32d
I haven't had a drop of alcohol in eight weeks. This is really testing my endurance...
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 32d
It's been too hot for booze here.
ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 30d
Yeah. I had diet soda.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 32d
Rule of 3 🤞
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 33d
Horrible, horrible human being. Not going to cry.
snoons@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 32d
The tiniest viol- oh, not even that.
Trying2KnowMyself@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 32d
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 32d
This is actually amazing timing.
This will force McConnell's hand. If he's alive he'll need a PRETTY good excuse to be missing Graham's funeral.
blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 32d
Nah. People miss things all the time. They could even say he isn't feeling up to the trip.
Marthirial@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 32d
At the oval office.
"We need to change the narrative of Mitch kicking the bucket. We need some low life ass-kissing loser to take one for the team."
Lindsey: "I wish I could die more than once"
qevlarr@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 32d
🦀
Smaile@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 32d
mitch is afraid hes gonna just out of the coffin and drag him down with him lol
jaemo@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 32d
Sudden? I mean....maybe if we're talking geological time. Just because the symptoms finally overwhelmed it doesn't mean it wasn't a seething cesspool rife with disease all this time...
ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 32d
I first heard of the guy back in the SOPA and PIPA bullshit in 2012. I heard him say 'you don't get a lawyer' if you are accused of terrorism.
Now he is dead and facing final judgement, and I am quite confident he is going to be denied a lawyer there, too.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 32d
I think Lindsey will have a great afterlife working as an apologist and spokesperson for the Devil.
Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 32d
The Magic Kingdoms called the greatest of its Mouseketeers home, to that great big brain freezer deep underground the House of Mouse.
Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 32d
Republicans are certainly going to great lengths to stop the media from discussing Mitch McConnell.
TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social · 3 pts · 32d
OH NO.
...snicker Anyways