Not if you’re stealing it. I almost went down a whole rabbit hole allegory, but I actually think that’s pretty clear. They didn’t consent to giving milk to you, just like the cow does want to give milk (at least at first), just not to the farmer.
Human breast milk is also probably cleaner. I doubt this lady had pus that needed to be filtered/cleaned out. She also made it more morally ethical to consume. Honestly this lady is a public servant and I dare say we could benefit from more women doing this. Minus the potential STDs but we can test for that. XD
Thought it was a tattoo at first. That would make one hell of a tat that goes hard but seems like it would get limited use outside of the practical joke or diabolical revenge genre of social interactions.
How the fuck do you come to the conclusion that breast milk is sexual? Is cow milk beastiality? Must be American or something to be so detached from nature and reality
For those who don't understand: there's a difference between ownership and possession. You can own a car equipped with flamethrowers as anti theft measure, but when you make it trivial to trigger those without intention that matches your response, that would be assault.
Same applies to coworkers just with allergies, the fact that thats not what stood on the label, etc
You can't burn a coworker alive because he mistook your car.
TBD, we don't know how the milk product was labeled. If it was in a glass jar labeled "Pamela's milk, do not drink" would you still consider it assault if someone drank it?
(I've brought nut milk to work for my coffee in glass jars before with the label "my name. date". Would you consider it assault if someone with an almond allergy drank my white liquid, assuming it was cow milk?)
The entitlement of some people is mind blowing. You do not have the right to use everything in a community fridge. You ONLY have the right to your stuff. If person A puts something in the fridge that doesn't mean person B can take it as long as person A did not write something on it.
I would put my name on my items if needed, but I don't have the problem of co-workers stealing food/drinks from the fridge. Because they don't think they are entitled to everything they see.
Not the milk itself. But this is exactly the same level, as mixing your sperm in ingredients.
Pretty sure this also goes against all food safety regulations.
Did you know that body builders often seek out breast milk for macro purposes? There’s nothing inherently sexual about breasts or breast milk.
Also, even if you were mixing sperm into your food, the implication is that the food is being stolen. If someone is stealing your soggy cookies, that’s kinda on them.
69 Comments
onnekas@sopuli.xyz · 148 pts · 24d
so drinking breast milk from your own "species" is considered weird when drinking breast milk from other animals is just fine? smh
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 57 pts · 24d
Raw milk in general is sus, especially when the cow could be on all kinds of drugs, you don't know.
I prefer regulated Nut milk (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Town@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 24d
Do you have to call it "nut milk"?
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 27 pts · 24d
yea... it's supposed to be "nut juice"
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 24d
Nut extract
Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 11 pts · 24d
Nut butter and jelly
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 22d
And here I’m recalling a guide with a title: “nutting butter.”
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 22d
good lord
Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 22d
I ask no forgiveness but please accept as penance a picture of my cat
snooggums@piefed.world · 5 pts · 24d
Nut sweat
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 24d
Nut compote
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 22d
So says Sam Elliot.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 23d
This gives me Christmas dinner flashbacks. Sorry again, grandma. Almond milk. It was almond milk. Sorry.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 24d
At least I know my hu-cows are consenting.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 24d
Not if you’re stealing it. I almost went down a whole rabbit hole allegory, but I actually think that’s pretty clear. They didn’t consent to giving milk to you, just like the cow does want to give milk (at least at first), just not to the farmer.
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 24d
Oh, my sweet summer child...
::: spoiler Spoiler They're talking about fetish play between adult humans. No real cows need be involved. :::
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 24d
Oh, I’m into hucows, lol. I’m just also autistic
VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 24d
"Ah, fancy milk from the human cow"
I think that quote is right.
daggermoon@piefed.world · 5 pts · 23d
I've been saying that for years.
Zarobi@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 24d
I don't want stranger juices of any kind in my coffee
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 23d
I dislike Kinder Surprise for this exact same reason
kilgore_trout@feddit.it · 3 pts · 23d
We humans eat a lot of shit. Much more than ground-raised goats, for example. They are extremely picky.
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 23d
All they eat are cans, clothing and grass if I'm not mistaken.
IEatDaFeesh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 22d
Human breast milk is also probably cleaner. I doubt this lady had pus that needed to be filtered/cleaned out. She also made it more morally ethical to consume. Honestly this lady is a public servant and I dare say we could benefit from more women doing this. Minus the potential STDs but we can test for that. XD
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 91 pts · 24d
Hupf@feddit.org · 13 pts · 23d
Starr really nailed that psycho "the eyes aren't smiling" expression.
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de · 63 pts · 24d
Vitaly@feddit.uk · 30 pts · 24d
Homelander chill out
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 30 pts · 24d
Sweeet like ice cream
UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip · 89 pts · 24d
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 22d
What about cheese?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 24d
Felis_Catus_Domesticus@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 23d
saturn57@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 23d
I guess you could call it a booby trap.
hemmes@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 24d
If they’ve been drinking it all week they obviously enjoy it
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 24d
As expected, countless Homelander images.
CaptainMan251@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 22d
Breast milk is sooooooo good. An ex let me suck her titties once after she gave birth to someone's child.
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 22d
Sentence might not be brand new but is surely rare.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 24d
Preferable to the crap they put in coffee creamer.
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 23d
Dude stealing the breast milk knew it was breast milk the whole time. Let's not kid ourselves.
dihutenosa@piefed.social · 6 pts · 24d
Akshually, breast milk tastes just fine. Somewhat sweet. Not as opaque white, but you don't drink opacity.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 24d
Some weirdo is stoked
joelfromaus@aussie.zone · 14 pts · 23d
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 23d
Thought it was a tattoo at first. That would make one hell of a tat that goes hard but seems like it would get limited use outside of the practical joke or diabolical revenge genre of social interactions.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 24d
Isn't that sexual assault?
ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml · 27 pts · 24d
I agree that it breaks norms, is theft, is immoral, etc. but isn't sexual assault a stretch here?
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · -11 pts · 23d
This seems like pretty cut and dry case. People here are making jokes instead of thinking about how deeply messed up this is
Tricking or forcing someone to drink fuilds from a sex organ is flat out abuse. Hopefully the perpetrator goes to prison for a long long time
ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml · 35 pts · 23d
Sex organ? Is this an American thing? Really bizarre to call breasts sex organs. It's fucking breast milk, food for children.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 23d
Sometimes I like to order off the kids' menu, SUE ME.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · -9 pts · 23d
If someone puts a dildo in their butthole, do you consider it non-sexual because buttholes are used for pooping?
Or can parts of our anatomy be sexual or non-sexual depending on the context?
PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social · 17 pts · 23d
Is the act of feeding or preparing to feed a child somehow a sexual act?
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · -9 pts · 23d
What do the words "depending on the context" mean to you?
knife@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 23d
what context are you suggesting is sexual in this case? drinking coffee?
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 24d
It's also thievery
Luffy879@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 24d
Pretty sure former is worse than latter
Same reason why you always need to take off the label of mineral water bottles when you put home made liquor into it
Gregers@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 24d
How the fuck do you come to the conclusion that breast milk is sexual? Is cow milk beastiality? Must be American or something to be so detached from nature and reality
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 23d
Luffy879@lemmy.ml · -5 pts · 24d
Its still assault, even if not sexual.
For those who don't understand: there's a difference between ownership and possession. You can own a car equipped with flamethrowers as anti theft measure, but when you make it trivial to trigger those without intention that matches your response, that would be assault.
Same applies to coworkers just with allergies, the fact that thats not what stood on the label, etc
You can't burn a coworker alive because he mistook your car.
smh@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 23d
TBD, we don't know how the milk product was labeled. If it was in a glass jar labeled "Pamela's milk, do not drink" would you still consider it assault if someone drank it?
(I've brought nut milk to work for my coffee in glass jars before with the label "my name. date". Would you consider it assault if someone with an almond allergy drank my white liquid, assuming it was cow milk?)
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 23d
if it wasnt labeled "do not drink", it is assault
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 22d
The entitlement of some people is mind blowing. You do not have the right to use everything in a community fridge. You ONLY have the right to your stuff. If person A puts something in the fridge that doesn't mean person B can take it as long as person A did not write something on it.
I would put my name on my items if needed, but I don't have the problem of co-workers stealing food/drinks from the fridge. Because they don't think they are entitled to everything they see.
BCsven@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 23d
Flamethrowers on a car are illegal, breastmilk in somebody's personal creamer container is not
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · -6 pts · 23d
Not the milk itself. But this is exactly the same level, as mixing your sperm in ingredients. Pretty sure this also goes against all food safety regulations.
andros_rex@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 22d
Did you know that body builders often seek out breast milk for macro purposes? There’s nothing inherently sexual about breasts or breast milk.
Also, even if you were mixing sperm into your food, the implication is that the food is being stolen. If someone is stealing your soggy cookies, that’s kinda on them.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 23d
I've read the comments. Y'all are missing out.
daggermoon@piefed.world · 3 pts · 24d
yummy
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 23d
assault
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 23d
the lighting on the paper is weird