Did you know that Australia was the second country in the world to grant women the right to vote and stand for federal parliament? This happened in 1902, just a year after the Federation of Australia.
Oh, you think the cornfields are your ally. But you merely adopted the stalks; I was born in them, molded by them. I didn't see open pavement until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding
I yearn to cover the land in a mono culture, destroy countless habitats and displace all natural wildlife to grow a crop that is used as cattle feed for cows that directly contribute to accelerated climate change, cause obesity in every part of this country, and indirectly subsidize car infrastructure due to the use of biofuels.
Begone, apolitical cornfield, while I celebrate these small victories.
25 Comments
KC_Royalz@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 47d
I'm hoping for a trifecta. Death usually comes in 3's. just need Trump and Mitch
ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 46d
you will not like this trifecta, seeing another obituary this morning (ಥ﹏ಥ)
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 46d
Vale, Sam
KC_Royalz@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 47d
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 47d
wouldnt he be outside operating it to to sustain himself with lindsey life force.
Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 47d
I wonder if the polymarket can guess his boyfriend at the funeral
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 47d
Yeah, we can ensure that Peter, his spiritual advisor, and vance end up on the death prediction market.
Gamble on their deaths.
NathanDerWeise@feddit.org · 14 pts · 47d
This is so wrong.
Astroglide isn't particularly good for anal. You need something thicker, like KY Jelly.
arrow74@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 47d
Only beef tallow
That makes it straight
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 46d
Crisco or nothing
arrow74@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 46d
Seed oils turn you into a homosexual
ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 43d
KY Jelly interacts poorly with condoms/latex, afaik
NathanDerWeise@feddit.org · 1 pts · 42d
It's water based, so maybe know things better.
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 47d
🍾🥂🎆
benderbeerman@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 46d
I suppose he could have just taken some ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine about it. Maybe he should have listened to rfk. Or maybe he did. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Eyekaytee@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 47d
Did you know that Australia was the second country in the world to grant women the right to vote and stand for federal parliament? This happened in 1902, just a year after the Federation of Australia.
Pupschism@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 47d
I just read this which I found very interesting and full of extra context
https://www.aph.gov.au/Visit_Parliament/Art/Stories/Womens_Suffrage_in_Australia
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 46d
New Zealand being the first
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 47d
Won't anybody think of the Ladybugs? 🐞
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 47d
Those poor, lovely ladybugs
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 46d
no shame at all. we've known since day one they are cowards to the core, so that is just fully expected
SiegeRhino@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 47d
🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽begone america political post🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽become lost in my vast field🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽
KC_Royalz@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 47d
Oh, you think the cornfields are your ally. But you merely adopted the stalks; I was born in them, molded by them. I didn't see open pavement until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 47d
Lol. Lmao, even.
abs_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 47d
"american political post" -> "cornfield"
I yearn to cover the land in a mono culture, destroy countless habitats and displace all natural wildlife to grow a crop that is used as cattle feed for cows that directly contribute to accelerated climate change, cause obesity in every part of this country, and indirectly subsidize car infrastructure due to the use of biofuels.
Begone, apolitical cornfield, while I celebrate these small victories.