Team Stick

Both, clearly.

And, if you don't like it, you can try to take them back, but I warn you, I have a stick and a rock.

i am going to stick with my rock choice, although i confess that stick rocks

Stick. Easy.

I mean, thats a sick rock, but that stick is just too good to pass up. Team Stick.

That rock is amazing but I can't turn down a stick that has you charging the English lines in the Scottish highlands like that claymore

I can stick the rock in my pocket but can't rock the stick in it.

Team rock, sticks are awkward to keep around long-term but rocks can sit on my desk indefinitely

The stick is clearly superior, but an S-tier stick is also more common.

the moment when you realize that stick is a part of tree corpse 😯😬

Kiki all the way!

I take the stick and use it to rob the guy with the rock.

I hear either one can be used to break bones, so there's really no wrong answer.

I feel like I'd have more fun with the stick, though. Carrying around a rock just feels like carrying around extra weight. Carrying around a stick can feel like carrying a sword, can help with walking on hikes, can be used to point out things in the distance, can be a makeshift flag staff, or a barrier if you need to block someone or something. Then if it breaks, it can still be used as kindling in a fire.

So yeah, I'll say Team Stick.

Perfect rocks are easier to find than perfect sticks, so I'll take stick

Perfect Rock lives forever, Perfect Stick is Soon-to-Be Dirt.

Stick

Oh no...

Rock.

I'll take the rock and get into woodworking so I can make a nice little stand for it

Rock looks like a Google Home speaker, so fuck that. I'm taking the stick

Your mom. Easy.