Then one day, just by chance,
I tried to fart and shat my pants.
I learned it as
Yesterday I took a chance, saved my dime and shit my pants.
I took a chance... Is the one I know.
The rest is... Wasted a dime But what the hell At least I can sit And enjoy the smell (An oldie from the days when it cost a dime to use the stall)
Now I sit and hesitate, do I shit or masturbate
— at school, cca 2015
Another one from the good old days: "Here I sit and hesitate, should I shit or masturbate."
There are more things in colon to berth than are sniffed of in your privy, Horatio
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Mr_Wobble@thelemmy.club · 11 pts · 54d
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 54d
Then one day, just by chance,
I tried to fart and shat my pants.
DrBob@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 54d
I learned it as
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 54d
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 54d
I took a chance... Is the one I know.
Hikermick@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 54d
The rest is... Wasted a dime But what the hell At least I can sit And enjoy the smell (An oldie from the days when it cost a dime to use the stall)
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 54d
Now I sit and hesitate, do I shit or masturbate
— at school, cca 2015
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 53d
Another one from the good old days: "Here I sit and hesitate, should I shit or masturbate."
human@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 54d
There are more things in colon to berth than are sniffed of in your privy, Horatio
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 54d