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homes@piefed.world · 27 pts · 21d (6 replies)

how tf does some amateur get front page?

Pavidus@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 21d (2 replies)

That was my first thought. "9 is a world record? I haven't even trained and I bet I could do that."

MrNesser@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 21d

I assume it's whole not crushed

homes@piefed.world · 3 pts · 21d

IKR? imagine what they could do with a little bit of lube!

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 21d (2 replies)

I'm afraid to ask what "pro"-level numbers start at.

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 21d

Those are measured in BDPS: Bad Dragons Per Sphincter.

The shocking news is that the record holder is higher than one.

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 21d

It's not a number, it's an eggplant.

Fl1ppyR34@ani.social · 14 pts · 21d (2 replies)

Sad to say this dude passed away in 2023...

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 10 pts · 21d

What a treat for the croc. Like, a Russian nesting doll of flavors.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 21d

Wait! What?

DigDoug@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 21d (1 reply)

I hope they had an adjudicator watching them go up there. Since they changed the recipe, you wouldn't be able to tell just from watching them come out.

luthis@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 21d

And what a travesty that is. The new ones are terrible

sundray@lemmus.org · 7 pts · 21d (3 replies)

... in a row?

Nice work.

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 21d (2 replies)

The trick is to freeze them first so they don't melt before you can get them in.

sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 21d

That's a great idea!

noted!

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 21d

that would be so fucking cold. i bet you would injure yourself sticking a bunch of frozen stuff up your butt. idk if it would be serious or not but theres some sensitive tissue and a lot of blood flow through there.

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 21d

This isn't a proper shitpost until they come back out.

bajabound@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 21d

This is the kind of news I'd like to wake up to in the morning!

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 21d (4 replies)

Wrapped or unwrapped?

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 21d (3 replies)

I think the more important question is: milk, or dark chocolate?

luthis@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 21d (1 reply)

They only come in milk

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 21d

But I like to come in dark chocolate!

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 21d

Hazelnut.

luthis@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 21d

This is the only way they are worth ingesting since they changed the recipe

magnetosphere@fedia.io · 4 pts · 21d (1 reply)

Wouldn’t the first few have started melting by the time he got to number nine?

Even though I’m asking the question, I’m not sure I want an answer.

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d

Probably.

toynbee@piefed.social · 4 pts · 21d

Cool bum Luke.

Kushan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 21d

A lot of comments here from people saying they could do better, not a lot of people stepping up though!

SnailMagnitude@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 21d

Not thought about the big chap in a long time, I wonder what's up these days.

japemasterBrad@programming.dev · 3 pts · 21d

Finally some good news

Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 21d

World record suggested there was an authorised records officer witnessing the record attempt ..

Seimhe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d

I remember what it's like to share accommodation too.

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 21d

Only 9? Pffft, I could smash that record to pieces.

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 21d

This is far more impressive than the pit bull bald cap thing I just saw.

magnetosphere@fedia.io · 1 pts · 21d
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