I hope they had an adjudicator watching them go up there. Since they changed the recipe, you wouldn't be able to tell just from watching them come out.
that would be so fucking cold. i bet you would injure yourself sticking a bunch of frozen stuff up your butt. idk if it would be serious or not but theres some sensitive tissue and a lot of blood flow through there.
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homes@piefed.world · 27 pts · 21d
how tf does some amateur get front page?
Pavidus@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 21d
That was my first thought. "9 is a world record? I haven't even trained and I bet I could do that."
MrNesser@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 21d
I assume it's whole not crushed
homes@piefed.world · 3 pts · 21d
IKR? imagine what they could do with a little bit of lube!
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 21d
I'm afraid to ask what "pro"-level numbers start at.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 21d
Those are measured in BDPS: Bad Dragons Per Sphincter.
The shocking news is that the record holder is higher than one.
slothrop@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 21d
It's not a number, it's an eggplant.
Fl1ppyR34@ani.social · 14 pts · 21d
Sad to say this dude passed away in 2023...
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 10 pts · 21d
What a treat for the croc. Like, a Russian nesting doll of flavors.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 21d
Wait! What?
DigDoug@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 21d
I hope they had an adjudicator watching them go up there. Since they changed the recipe, you wouldn't be able to tell just from watching them come out.
luthis@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 21d
And what a travesty that is. The new ones are terrible
sundray@lemmus.org · 7 pts · 21d
... in a row?
Nice work.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 21d
The trick is to freeze them first so they don't melt before you can get them in.
sundray@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 21d
That's a great idea!
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 21d
that would be so fucking cold. i bet you would injure yourself sticking a bunch of frozen stuff up your butt. idk if it would be serious or not but theres some sensitive tissue and a lot of blood flow through there.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 21d
This isn't a proper shitpost until they come back out.
bajabound@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 21d
This is the kind of news I'd like to wake up to in the morning!
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 21d
Wrapped or unwrapped?
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 21d
I think the more important question is: milk, or dark chocolate?
luthis@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 21d
They only come in milk
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 21d
But I like to come in dark chocolate!
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 21d
Hazelnut.
luthis@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 21d
This is the only way they are worth ingesting since they changed the recipe
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 4 pts · 21d
Wouldn’t the first few have started melting by the time he got to number nine?
Even though I’m asking the question, I’m not sure I want an answer.
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d
Probably.
toynbee@piefed.social · 4 pts · 21d
Cool bum Luke.
Kushan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 21d
A lot of comments here from people saying they could do better, not a lot of people stepping up though!
SnailMagnitude@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 21d
Not thought about the big chap in a long time, I wonder what's up these days.
japemasterBrad@programming.dev · 3 pts · 21d
Finally some good news
Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 21d
World record suggested there was an authorised records officer witnessing the record attempt ..
Seimhe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d
I remember what it's like to share accommodation too.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 21d
Only 9? Pffft, I could smash that record to pieces.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 21d
This is far more impressive than the pit bull bald cap thing I just saw.
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 1 pts · 21d