c/lemmyshitpost · by wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 30dNevertheless, she farted 36 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world
9 Comments
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 31 pts · 30d
"Nevertheless," she farted.
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 6 pts · 30d
as long as it wasnt a quoth
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 12 pts · 30d
Quoth the butthole: "Nevermore!"
Asafum@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 30d
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I was pooping, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of tacobell—
While I nodded, nearly crapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door— Then she farted and nothing more
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 30d
Narrated by Vincent Price.
otacon239@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 30d
She was an enchanting, if toothless woman.
One of my favorite lines from Dimitri Martin's early work.
doodahjones@piefed.social · 5 pts · 30d
Sifting cinders,
Lifted up her leg and farted like a man.
The bursting of her bloomers
Broke sixteen winders,
And the cheeks of her ass went "Clap! Clap! Clap!"
(Kurt Vonnegut, from "Jailbird")
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 30d
A tale as old as written language, surely.
Dookieman12@piefed.social · 3 pts · 30d
Never, the less, she farted.