I used to do a party trick with hand sanitizer like this. If you put the right amount of sanitizer on your hand and light it on fire, it will burn off before it burns your skin.
Guess how I learned what the wrong amount was.
Luckily I just had some fun blisters instead of 3rd degree burns. I can say the audience at the time was impressed by the fireball that engulfed my hand, so I had that going for me at least.
I understand! It's basically the opposite of lube and sunscreen (there when you think you have enough, it's not enough, and when you think you have too much, it's just enough)
I'm transphobic, but not because people are trans or whatever, but only because I know that trans people are pyromancers and will literally burn a bitch.
And in the face of their fire-wielding powers, I am a bitch.
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rainwall@piefed.social · 26 pts · 57d
I used to do a party trick with hand sanitizer like this. If you put the right amount of sanitizer on your hand and light it on fire, it will burn off before it burns your skin.
Guess how I learned what the wrong amount was.
Luckily I just had some fun blisters instead of 3rd degree burns. I can say the audience at the time was impressed by the fireball that engulfed my hand, so I had that going for me at least.
CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 56d
You wouldn't share your knowledge, would you?
rainwall@piefed.social · 16 pts · 56d
When it looks like its enough, its too much. If it looks like its too much, its way too much.
CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 56d
I understand! It's basically the opposite of lube and sunscreen (there when you think you have enough, it's not enough, and when you think you have too much, it's just enough)
florencia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 57d
That's actually a phone call to Mitch McConnell
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 57d
Even if he is actually alive, he's made America a living hell, so it's still accurate
florencia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 56d
You can't be making these calls in un shielded environments. Could blind somebody with ultra sunbeams or start a fire with water proof flames.
craftrabbit@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 57d
Is it air dash and pyromancy? Or do you get to choose?
Cyv_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 57d
There's a whole talent tree!
PurpleStephyr@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 56d
Heat from fire
romanticremedy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 56d
Fire from heat
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 56d
Heat those transphobes up until they burst into flames from it.
decolo@piefed.social · 14 pts · 56d
Do trans men get ice magic?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 56d
Yes. Enbies get lightning magic
Sarothazrom@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 56d
WHY AM I NOT IN THAT TIMELINE.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 13 pts · 56d
Oh, this is why those conservatives fear them. They're firebenders! To be honest, I expected the conservative people to be of the Fire Nation.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 56d
They are. They're afraid of trans people because once they've transitioned, they've not only got fire-bending skills, but gender-bending as well!
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 4 pts · 56d
Now I want to transition a little as well. But to be honest, I think I could do more with earth bending.
kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 57d
every transfemme loves an oxy-acetylene torch for toasting marshmallows x3
snoons@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 57d
FUS-RO-KAWAII
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 57d
If only you could really train your voice by killing dragons and absorbing their souls 😔
phr@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 57d
you can't? what was i doing then for the last year?!
GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 56d
Now I'm imagining a dragonborn shouting "WHEN SUNLIGHT STRIKES RAINDROPS IN THE AIR, THEY ACT LIKE A PRISM AND FORM A RAINBOW"
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 56d
I'm transphobic, but not because people are trans or whatever, but only because I know that trans people are pyromancers and will literally burn a bitch.
And in the face of their fire-wielding powers, I am a bitch.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 56d
Whole new meaning to "woah, she's hot!"
ACindyDerg@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 55d
I got cryomancy instead. Makes it very fun to randomly touch my gfs and have them shocked at how cold I am
webp@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 56d
And trans men
Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 56d
I have yet to unlock my pyromancy. Almost I have is caffeinomancy
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 56d