c/microblogmemes · by pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 42dKiss Coordinate 161 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world
18 Comments
naught101@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 42d
Those are indices, not coordinates
mr_account@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 42d
Romance strategy: lost roomba
BucketBong@p.hobo.social · 26 pts · 42d
So am I supposed to drag my lips across the lines?
DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 42d
Yes, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. And make sure your lips aren't to dry, it's supposed to be nice and sloppy, kinda like a slug.
BucketBong@p.hobo.social · 15 pts · 42d
Ahhh, so that's what a snail trail is.
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 42d
and be sure to add some nibbles and bites liberally along the the way, with forcefulness depending on the proclivities of your partner :3
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 5 pts · 42d
The lips are supposed to make separate contact, otherwise it’s a raspberry.
So you kiss, and pogo stick your tongue out and trace the line with that, then kiss again, and pogo stick your tongue.
Lather, kiss, repeat.
It’s simple
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 42d
No, you kiss the points, carefully memorize the locations, then afterwards connect them with a pen.
BucketBong@p.hobo.social · 11 pts · 42d
Ballpoint or sharpie?
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 42d
Permanent marker
FishFace@piefed.social · 8 pts · 42d
I was disappointed to zoom in and realise these are just shopped on top rather than drawn or tattooed
Obituarykidney@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 42d
ms13
Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 42d
Blehblehbleh 🧛
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 42d
I say this with love as a fellow neurospicy person: this is one of the most hilariously autistic things I've ever seen 😄
morgenman@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 42d
https://youtu.be/O84RyVVj_wk
wintermute@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 42d
Hahaha, that was my first thought too.
gothic_lemons@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 41d
Can we talk about number 7? Am I supposed to be kissing right under their chin like they some sort of cat? I don't kiss my cat there. I mean like chin scratches.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 42d
Ok, but 1, 10 and 29 are delicious. The rest seem kind of weird