No more wizards

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einlander@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 20d (6 replies)

Warning! Nuking is now legal worldwide!

-Shadow Wizard Money Gang

OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net · 17 pts · 20d (4 replies)

You know she can summon your bombs, right?

Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 20d (3 replies)

Damn these pictures are sick. What is this?

OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 20d (2 replies)

Ikr?! She's the Artillery Witch from Trench Crusade!

TC is like an even more grimdark Warhammer. I'm mainly into it for my Witch Boo(m) as she is a freaking baddie, but ngl I do also deeply enjoy all the theological fuckery. The lore for the xtian and muslim factions is so much fun to read through and the Iron Sultinate is just so fucking cool to see in a game! God was so pissed at the christians for opening their dumb portal and starting the war, that he gave the muslims a fucking massive iron wall to protect them from the hordes of hell and has basically been uninvolved with the whole thing since. The christians have been cloning jesuses as weapons and turning kids into holy radios and god's basically been giving them the silent treatment, lmao.

Sorry if this was garbled, I was going to write more and better but I have run out of time and need to be a grown up away from my computer again now.

Chaunticleer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 20d (1 reply)

Nope, that sounds way fucking cool. Going to look it up now because it reminds me of the Leviathan novels I read as a kid

OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 20d

Gah, I spelt her name wrong in all my excitement trying to write everything. It's not really important but i named mine Witchy Boo(m).

Man, tea breaks are not long enough.

Sludge@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 20d

This post is sponsored by the shadow government.

donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 20d (3 replies)

Is this the lich king from adventure time? Pretty sure he did that

Pissmidget@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 20d (1 reply)

Trench Crusades Artillery Witch I believe.

edgyspazkid@lemmy.wtf · 8 pts · 20d

Trench Crusades Artillery Witch I believe.

Thanks

OryxAndCake@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 20d

The nukes thrown at the litch king were thrown by the pre-ooooo humans, no? It's been a few years since my last rewatch though, so I'm a little hazey.

db2@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 20d (1 reply)

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 20d

Holy shit. Mortal Kombat was a crazy show. Thanks for reminding me of its existence.

dastechniker@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 19d

Trench Crusade? In my feed? Today IS a good day!

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 20d

Aww. Why not?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 20d

The Deplorable Word?