c/lemmyshitpost · by HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26d

X is hoping to draw a crowd with a cage match during world cup finals

175 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world

14 Comments

orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 26d (1 reply)

Our city's mascot cannot be coerced into a cage match with Musk... But Jimothy will do it happily. For all of us.

ZeroCool@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 26d

Yeah, everyone knows raccoons hate muskrats. They're nature's greatest enemies.

DeepDown@leminal.space · 20 pts · 26d (1 reply)

I would never subject Jimothy to that man

mtpender@piefed.social · 3 pts · 26d

Neil the Seal, on the other hand, would destroy Musk Rat like a traffic cone.

DandomRude@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 26d (4 replies)

Hmm, where does this fascination come from—the fascination fascists have with watching sweaty, half-naked, hairy men wrestle with each other?

I wonder if it might have something to do with repressed feelings?

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 26d (3 replies)

Aren't these fighters usually shaved all over?

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 26d

I heard Nair is a sponsor. Baby pools filled with Nair. Big razor lost legitimacy at mach 5. Razors simply become unstable at hypersonic velocities

DandomRude@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 26d

True enough .... well... I'd say that hardly makes it any less homoerotic, tho .... which is, of course, totally fine.... just a little hypocritical if you're a follower of a homophobic ideology ....

wizblizz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 25d

Slick, sweaty, lubed up hairless men locked in a desperate grapple; their muscles straining and heaving as they seek to dominate one another in a spectacle of colliding flesh.

zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 26d

Currently I only wanna see a Elon Musk vs. Sam Altman fight

djdarren@piefed.social · 6 pts · 26d

Jimothy would fuck him right up.

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 5 pts · 26d (1 reply)

NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 26d

The ultimate nip slip

mbp@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 26d

Wait really?