That lettuce doesn’t know I’ve been training my whole life for this moment

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hperrin@lemmy.ca · 52 pts · 19d

Your latest meal gave you explosive diarrhea.

All of my meals give me explosive diarrhea.

We are not the same.

SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 19d (11 replies)

I can go lower than gas station hot dog

vending machine

Telodzrum@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 19d (7 replies)

Vending machine tuna fish salad sandwich.

I think that’s my low.

ivan@piefed.social · 8 pts · 19d (1 reply)

I’ve definitely had periods of depression food, but the one time I had to spend first half of day on white throne and be scared to fart for second half of day was after going to a fancy restaurant. 🌝

late_list@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 18d

People are probably right to be wary of the food at Jim-Bob's corner truck stop, but the big chain gas stations probably have stricter health standards than most high class restaurants. Corporate isn't going to let a bad weenie turn into a lawsuit or a news scandal.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 18d

Brain worms

arrow74@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 19d

Vending machine full of snack, I guess a snickers has nuts...

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 19d (1 reply)

Would you like a bite of my egg salad?

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 18d

Gas station sushi ftw.

abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 16d

Mine was summer sausage I brought camping with me one time. Idk what happened to it but I was worshipping the porcelain god for a week.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 18d (2 replies)

That's Subway, not gas station.

Edit: it was about salad in hotdog initially.

SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 18d

I've eaten their meatball sandwiches which if you know anything about sub shops, that sauce is probably a 3 year old master stock of frozen meatballs reheated every day.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 18d

There's a Subway in the gas station near my house.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 19d (2 replies)

It's not a "gas station hot dog." Say its name, bitch. It's called a Big Bite. With free "chili" and nacho "cheese" straight from the whirring mechanical udder. And you're not having a Big Bite without a Big Gulp...

whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 19d
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 4 pts · 19d

Oh I’ll give you a big gulp.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 19d (1 reply)

“Gee, Billy, TWO wieners?”

arrow74@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 19d

That's a lite lunch. More of a 4 weiner guy myself

capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 18d

As someone who's had IBS for 30+ years

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 18d (1 reply)

Had a friend who regularly ate gas station sushi. He’s still alive.

dukatos@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 18d

but is that a life worth living?

Ertain@mast.linuxgamecast.com · 3 pts · 18d

@cannedtuna Heck yeah. I ate a gas station hotdog last week.

Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 19d (1 reply)

You don't put salad in your hotdog?

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 18d

Not usually lettuce. Mainly diced onion, possibly diced tomato. Though a nice chopped iceberg lettuce would be good imo, it’s usually not an available hot dog topping in most places.

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 2 pts · 18d (2 replies)

Anyone else here never had the shits? Like never actually had any food poisoning?

IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 18d (1 reply)

everyones had food poisoning at least once, just at different durations and so it went away and they were never diagnosed

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 2 pts · 18d

I never had one.