I’ve definitely had periods of depression food, but the one time I had to spend first half of day on white throne and be scared to fart for second half of day was after going to a fancy restaurant. 🌝
People are probably right to be wary of the food at Jim-Bob's corner truck stop, but the big chain gas stations probably have stricter health standards than most high class restaurants. Corporate isn't going to let a bad weenie turn into a lawsuit or a news scandal.
I've eaten their meatball sandwiches which if you know anything about sub shops, that sauce is probably a 3 year old master stock of frozen meatballs reheated every day.
It's not a "gas station hot dog." Say its name, bitch. It's called a Big Bite. With free "chili" and nacho "cheese" straight from the whirring mechanical udder. And you're not having a Big Bite without a Big Gulp...
Not usually lettuce. Mainly diced onion, possibly diced tomato. Though a nice chopped iceberg lettuce would be good imo, it’s usually not an available hot dog topping in most places.
27 Comments
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 52 pts · 19d
Your latest meal gave you explosive diarrhea.
All of my meals give me explosive diarrhea.
We are not the same.
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 19d
I can go lower than gas station hot dog
vending machine
Telodzrum@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 19d
Vending machine tuna fish salad sandwich.
I think that’s my low.
ivan@piefed.social · 8 pts · 19d
I’ve definitely had periods of depression food, but the one time I had to spend first half of day on white throne and be scared to fart for second half of day was after going to a fancy restaurant. 🌝
late_list@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 18d
People are probably right to be wary of the food at Jim-Bob's corner truck stop, but the big chain gas stations probably have stricter health standards than most high class restaurants. Corporate isn't going to let a bad weenie turn into a lawsuit or a news scandal.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 18d
arrow74@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 19d
Vending machine full of snack, I guess a snickers has nuts...
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 19d
Would you like a bite of my egg salad?
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 18d
Gas station sushi ftw.
abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 16d
Mine was summer sausage I brought camping with me one time. Idk what happened to it but I was worshipping the porcelain god for a week.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 18d
That's Subway, not gas station.
Edit: it was about salad in hotdog initially.
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 18d
I've eaten their meatball sandwiches which if you know anything about sub shops, that sauce is probably a 3 year old master stock of frozen meatballs reheated every day.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 18d
There's a Subway in the gas station near my house.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 19d
It's not a "gas station hot dog." Say its name, bitch. It's called a Big Bite. With free "chili" and nacho "cheese" straight from the whirring mechanical udder. And you're not having a Big Bite without a Big Gulp...
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 19d
Big gulps, huh?
https://youtu.be/N_j5tDuakKU
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 4 pts · 19d
Oh I’ll give you a big gulp.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 19d
“Gee, Billy, TWO wieners?”
arrow74@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 19d
That's a lite lunch. More of a 4 weiner guy myself
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 18d
As someone who's had IBS for 30+ years
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 18d
Had a friend who regularly ate gas station sushi. He’s still alive.
dukatos@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 18d
but is that a life worth living?
Ertain@mast.linuxgamecast.com · 3 pts · 18d
@cannedtuna Heck yeah. I ate a gas station hotdog last week.
Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 19d
You don't put salad in your hotdog?
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 18d
Not usually lettuce. Mainly diced onion, possibly diced tomato. Though a nice chopped iceberg lettuce would be good imo, it’s usually not an available hot dog topping in most places.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 2 pts · 18d
Anyone else here never had the shits? Like never actually had any food poisoning?
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 18d
everyones had food poisoning at least once, just at different durations and so it went away and they were never diagnosed
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 2 pts · 18d
I never had one.