c/showerthoughts · by SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 38dThey should make boxers with pockets 36 points · 32 comments · view on lemmy.world
32 Comments
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 34 pts · 38d
That would be called shorts
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 4 pts · 38d
Shorts and boxers are fundamentally different and it’s not just because of the pockets.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 13 pts · 38d
The only real difference is the dick hole. 🤷♂️
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 12 pts · 38d
People don’t run away screaming when I’m wearing shorts.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 38d
Well yeah. There's no hole for your scary dick to peek out of. 😌
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 5 pts · 38d
Your shorts don’t have dick holes?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 38d
Only my jean shorts. My gym shorts and lounge shorts have no fly at all. I gotta pee like Butters when I wear those.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 4 pts · 38d
No shirt?
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 38d
Hahahaha
village604@adultswim.fan · 6 pts · 38d
They're called pajama or sleep shorts.
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 12 pts · 38d
Like one giant pouch on the ass to hold your bourbon while you're walking around your house pantsless?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 6 pts · 38d
I use this.
I either fill it with brum or brakda.
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 6 pts · 38d
Those are great for hidden soup, too!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 4 pts · 38d
Yeah if you like burned nipples.
Davel23@fedia.io · 6 pts · 38d
Don't pretend like you don't.
otacon239@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 38d
Nah, you do it room temp. Nothing like some refreshing clam chowder on a jog!
LeapSecond@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 38d
More likely to happen than women's clothes with pockets
Steve@communick.news · 7 pts · 38d
SCOTTeVEST makes them
dRLY@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 38d
This should be at the top since it seems to be what the OP wants.
TehBamski@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 38d
They kinda do already. But it's just one and it's front and center.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 6 pts · 38d
My cell phone falls out of that one.
Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz · 7 pts · 38d
Wrap your willy around it then
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 3 pts · 38d
My dick wouldn’t go around the narrow side.
MagicShel@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 38d
Well wrap it length-wise like the rest of us.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 38d
They do. My boxers have pockets.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 38d
You guys have enough fucking pockets, let the women have some
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 6 pts · 38d
There’s enough pockets for everyone.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 38d
No according to Big Pocket there isn't.
isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 38d
But then you would have to lose the pockets on your pants! You would have to replace pants pockets with pass-through holes, so you could actually access the boxer pockets.
DougPiranha42@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 38d
But they already have!
Done.
XeroxCool@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 38d
For a phone? Waistband tuck in the bikini bridge gets me by most of the time. But really, the solution for me is just keep some gym shorts handy.
forestbeasts@pawb.social · 1 pts · 35d
Pretty sure they do actually! We were at the store once and saw some underwear with pockets. Looked like a neat concept.
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