I put on some Taking Back Sunday before inviting a guy over to use me.
He finishes, it’s fine, nothing to write home about. He’s getting ready to leave, throwing away the condom, etc, and all you can hear is the music. A Decade Under the Influence comes on, so as he’s putting on his pants it gets to the chorus: “ANYONE WILL DO TONIGHT (anyone will do tonight), CLOSE YOUR EYES JUST SETTLE SETTLE.” And it just keeps repeating over and over…
Absolutely awkward as fuck and I think he blocked me after ☠️
I stick to music without lyrics nowadays - mostly vapor wave/elevator music.
Me and my GF at the uni. We found an empty classroom. Went inside to fuck. We decided to do anal. She had an accident. We almost got caught. Nobody enjoyed the encounter. No napkins or tissues on hand. Had to clean her using my socks. I had to wear leather shoes without socks the rest of the day.
Awkward threesome with a friend's mum and her boy-toy.
Looking back on it now, that mum was creepy and it all had big ick vibes.
Related: one time that friend got drunk and begged me to fuck her. I said she was too drunk and said no, but she somewhat sobered up over the evening and we had very mediocre sex with me feeling awkward and learning a lesson about social ideas of masculine libido and how societal soft control makes you do things you don't want to agree to do. Didn't tell her about the threesome with her mum, either, which is probably why I wasn't really into it.
Pretty much all of it. Like, the last time was so underwhelming, and I usually have to put in significant effort to get it because I violate rule 1, that I just decided that I was done with sex. Turns out that, as I've since learned, the tip of one's penis is supposed to feel things, and when it doesn't, and you don't know that because nobody talks about it, well...
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freeusething@fedinsfw.app · 7 pts · 34d
I put on some Taking Back Sunday before inviting a guy over to use me.
He finishes, it’s fine, nothing to write home about. He’s getting ready to leave, throwing away the condom, etc, and all you can hear is the music. A Decade Under the Influence comes on, so as he’s putting on his pants it gets to the chorus: “ANYONE WILL DO TONIGHT (anyone will do tonight), CLOSE YOUR EYES JUST SETTLE SETTLE.” And it just keeps repeating over and over…
Absolutely awkward as fuck and I think he blocked me after ☠️
I stick to music without lyrics nowadays - mostly vapor wave/elevator music.
notalannister@fedinsfw.app · 7 pts · 34d
Me and my GF at the uni. We found an empty classroom. Went inside to fuck. We decided to do anal. She had an accident. We almost got caught. Nobody enjoyed the encounter. No napkins or tissues on hand. Had to clean her using my socks. I had to wear leather shoes without socks the rest of the day.
MrOtingocni@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 34d
Uh... most of it was pretty expected.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 32d
Once went down on a chick and almost threw up because her snatch smelled like dirty cat litter 🤢
Semjeza@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 32d
Awkward threesome with a friend's mum and her boy-toy.
Looking back on it now, that mum was creepy and it all had big ick vibes.
Related: one time that friend got drunk and begged me to fuck her. I said she was too drunk and said no, but she somewhat sobered up over the evening and we had very mediocre sex with me feeling awkward and learning a lesson about social ideas of masculine libido and how societal soft control makes you do things you don't want to agree to do. Didn't tell her about the threesome with her mum, either, which is probably why I wasn't really into it.
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 29d
Pretty much all of it. Like, the last time was so underwhelming, and I usually have to put in significant effort to get it because I violate rule 1, that I just decided that I was done with sex. Turns out that, as I've since learned, the tip of one's penis is supposed to feel things, and when it doesn't, and you don't know that because nobody talks about it, well...